What Do You Call Your Penis?

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That's my penis name
 
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Am I supposed to have a name for it? I've always referred it as "my cock" but if I need to name it, I don't know.
 
Usually a variation on "Useless" or "Pathetic."

Occasionally inverted and frequently "Over-rated."






































I'm just going to cry in the corner now........
 
If my wife puts it up for a tit fuck I call him Mountain King, and if i use it for other action it's just Tsoup.
 
What a coincidence, that's also what I call yours!!!

:rofl:

:sing: Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough,
You're standin' tough
But you know that no matter what
You'll never get the chance to touch
My ballz, ballz, ballz
You'll never touch my ballz! :sing:

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Hmm...Dont know about my Cock though. :D :o
 
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