Here lies the body of......

[Violator79]

I found this site about funny epitaphs for graves, names etc. Here's one I'm sure you've all heard:

Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of 103
For 15 years she kept her virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity.

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[BlueBalls]

Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of 103
For 15 years she kept her virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity.

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Jaws, classic :hatsoff:

 

[senob44]

Here lies Violator,
She wanted his dick, but instead he ate 'er,
She bucked and grinded in exaltation,
Until unfortunately he died from ************...

 

[mongo18]

"Here lies Lester Moore,
4 slugs from a 44,
No Les, no more."

From "Tombstone" (great movie)

 

[Artimus]

Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of 103
For 15 years she kept her virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity.

This reads like Eminem lyrics.

 

[calpoon]

I'm sure that is for real, mongo. You can really visit that cemetery in Tombstone, and they have all sorts of graves like that.

 

[Violator79]

Here lies Violator,
She wanted his dick, but instead he ate 'er,
She bucked and grinded in exaltation,
Until unfortunately he died from ************...

Here lies the body of Senob44
Got fucked too many times by a nasty ass whore
He called her ******, knocked on the door
She opened it up and fucked him there on the floor.

Beat that one pal!! :thefinger

 

[slowhand]

Good read I bookmarked it so I cane read it later.


I know that the green eggs would get him.


Here lies Dr. Suess
Let it be a warning to youse
He ate green eggs from his breakfast plate
And this turned out to be his fate

 

[maildude]

From Boot Hill:

Here lays Butch.

We planted him raw.

He was quick on the trigger

But slow on the draw.

 

[Becks...poamr]

I like this one:

Here lies the body of Martha Dias,
Who was always uneasy, but not over pious;
She lived to the age of three score and ten,
And gave that to the worms she refused to the men.

However, I don't know how much I like this one:

Here lies the body of Senob44
Got fucked too many times by a nasty ass whore
He called her ******, knocked on the door
She opened it up and fucked him there on the floor.

 

[Fresno]

Here lies me
in the middle of nowhere
no one will know I'm gone
died of a broken heart
He lived FreeOnes and died with a hardon

Here lies the body of Senob44
Got fucked too many times by a nasty ass whore
He called her ******, knocked on the door
She opened it up and fucked him there on the floor.

Sorry I can't say I this one at all:eek:

 

[senob44]

Here lies the body of Senob44
Got fucked too many times by a nasty ass whore
He called her ******, knocked on the door
She opened it up and fucked him there on the floor.

Beat that one pal!! :thefinger

But which nasty ass whore was it? Even narrowing it down to the ones where I fucked their ******* as well, there's too many to choose from!

 

[Violator79]

But which nasty ass whore was it? Even narrowing it down to the ones where I fucked their ******* as well, there's too many to choose from!

LOL I don't know....pick one