Random Statement Thread II

[Smittmaestro]

DON'T TALK **** ABOUT TOTAL!

Dammit, for the past two weeks or more at the same time every night a goddamn tree frog is right next to my window and it does its croaking for 2 hours.

******* me off!

**** there's two of em now!

-cs™

 

[L3ggy]

Scare them away?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

tree frogs?

I only have a weird Polish guy as my neighbor and every evening it sounds like hes punshing his dog!
The dog is so cute!

 

[Fresno]

Hello Artimus, L3ggy and Smitty :wave:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Scare them away?

yeah smitty! just show them your hairy ****-belly and theyll jump away in no time!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Leggy, if by scare you mean take a flamethrower to em ya damn right!

I'm gonna put my machete to good use on the morrow.

-cs™

 

[Artimus]

fresno!!!! :wave:

 

[L3ggy]

Fresy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Loses the ability to speak*

 

[Fresno]

How is everyone?

 

[Smittmaestro]

sacramento!!!! :wave:



-cs™

 

[L3ggy]

I'm hungry.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Yeah me too! I cant ***** whem Im hungry!

 

[Artimus]

This all reminds me of a story I read ages ago that involved hunting frogs and putting them into sacks or something. Can't for the life of me remember what it was called or what it was really about.

I'm starving. Had a nicoise salad for breakfast and all I've had since was some chocolate mousse and a matcha milkshake.

sacramento!!!! :wave:

-cs™

Posts like these are exactly why Smitty is #1.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

^^:rofl: Thanks for the info though!

I must be a pain to get that old!

 

[Smittmaestro]

True but who can really?

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Hey Arti, do you actually watch the Euro 2008?

 

[Artimus]

It must be a pain to get that old!

You have no idea.

Hey Arti, do you actually watch the Euro 2008?

Just haven't been that excited about it this time around. Maybe when the knockout stages begin.

 

[Smittmaestro]

This all reminds me of a story I read ages ago that involved hunting frogs and putting them into sacks or something. Can't for the life of me remember what it was called or what it was really about.

I'm starving. Had a nicoise salad for breakfast and all I've had since was some chocolate mousse and a matcha milkshake.



Posts like these are exactly why Smitty is #1.

You mean gigging!

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-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Posts like these are exactly why Smitty is #1.

Of course Smitty is the #1! Thats why I married him...

but I also made jokes like this

nobody cares about the maleman


At least Monique will never disappoint me! Hey wait a minute....
she is not in my sig anymore! :eek:

Oh GOD...Doomsday already began!!!!!

 

[Fresno]

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