Things you would never say.

[Torre82]

Will someone please kick me in the balls REALLY hard?

No.

 

[Philbert]

Original Post by drdeath67:
Will someone please kick me in the balls REALLY hard?

Torre82min:

No.

No need to push...the line isn't that long!

 

[Iamforever]

i LOVE spammers.

 

[sandee's_fun]

(after sex) "well honey, you sure were **** tonight i had to read porn during doggy style just to finish up...so how was it for you?"

George W. Bush has to be the best president in office to date

damn is that K-Fed what a very respected man he is n he's only got richer after miss spears bumped him

(in public) i must say that KKK meeting i went to last night was great

WOW there sure is alot of aliens flying around today

(walking down the street) ...oh hey god long time no see

(at a funeral) well i must say that was the best funeral i've ever been too

(in church) *raise hand* "ehm...reverand, why do u feel the need to ****** ******** "

"hitler was a vishionary, i just wish i thought of it first "

"you know honey, i really thing we should go on holiday to ethiopia this year i hear the foods great"

He knows the rules very well .

 

[Perilypos]

I am glad to say that I haven't had a cup of coffee today.

 

[jibbijib]

I'm not gonig to go on a ******* spree after all...

 

[member006]

He knows the rules very well .

:rofl: On my priceless list now.


No thank you, I don't want to watch a John Wayne movie.

LL:angels:

 

[D-rock]

I think people should cut off their pubic hair and glue it to their head as a cure for baldness.

 

[Philbert]

(in detroit wairing a sign saying 'I **** N***ERS')...Bring it on!
:helpme:

I am so glad to have interesting underposting newbie posts to read; I am so tired of DrDeath, LL, Torre82min, Heartbroker, minidog, sandee's_fun, smitty,
JCMSVOBODA, D-rock, jibbijib, and all those other unfun boring members.

 

[Iamforever]

(in detroit wairing a sign saying 'I **** N***ERS')...Bring it on!
:helpme:

I am so glad to have interesting underposting newbie posts to read; I am so tired of DrDeath, LL, Torre82min, Heartbroker, minidog, sandee's_fun, smitty,
JCMSVOBODA, D-rock, jibbijib, and all those other unfun boring members.

you forgot me.

see, id NEVER say that. id just butt in.:rofl:

 

[Ax3C]

"Yeah, Billy Bob, you're right. Her face may look like a *****'s ass on a good day, but I'd still do her."

 

[D-rock]

What do you mean those pickles have been sitting in an unvacuumed jar down in the basement for the last 32 years. Sure I'll still eat one.

 

[Ax3C]

(Something SANTA CLAUS would never say ... or at least I cringe to think someone like Bad Santa would say it.)

"Hey, little girl ... wanna see a twelve-inch elf?"

Y'all know I have more of these ...

 

[D-rock]

I sure wish I were back in elementary school so I could eat the meat loaf the served in the cafeteria.

 

[Ax3C]

JESUS, HONEY .... C'mere, look what I just left behind in the toilet!!!

Bring the camera!!!

 

[coolbeers]

I **** Spring-time

 

[killfrenzy]

seriously though joke's aside i've posted way more than 7 posts how come my post counter isn't going up???

 

[Ax3C]

The Games Forum doesn't count toward total post count, I think. :dunno:

{or at least that's how it USED to work, killfrenzy ... :glugglug:}

 

[Iamforever]

The Games Forum doesn't count toward total post count, I think.

it doesnt since before my time here. but spamming is spamming.

 

[killfrenzy]

fair enough makes sence, thanx