Things you would never say.

[tunsty]

Wherever Prince Harry goes in Iraq, I'm sure he'll be vastly safer than any other soldier and at no point will he be sought out by insurgents who wish to **** him.

I'm also quite sure that he will be right at the front, walking in front of armoured vehicles, whilst looking for roadside bombs, which could go off at any moment and posibly **** him.

 

[Monkey_28]

Bill Gates is poor

 

[HeartBroker]

Hooray, my penis is missing!

 

[holdol]

"Raises for everyone!".......

 

[dave_rhino]

"how are those herpes working out for you, sweetie?"

 

[member006]

Don't you dare buy me those shoes.

 

[Smittmaestro]

"Why can't our country be more like Cuba or Venezuela?"

-cs™

 

[member006]

"Change the channel the damned news is on."

 

[Iamforever]

i didnt inhale.

hi billy!:rofl:

 

[D-rock]

Sure we can have some pet goats. They make the house smell so well.

 

[member006]

"I love 50/60 MPH wind gusts."

 

[poggy]

I had a great day at work today!

 

[Perilypos]

It is so inspiring to see my colleagues kiss my manager's ass!

 

[coolbeers]

I wish I could work the weekends too

 

[Philbert]

I sure miss the old days.

 

[D-rock]

I love the winter. If only it was 20 degrees colder.

 

[Smittmaestro]

"I can't wait till the Oscars start!"

Yeah. Here's my cell, call someone who gives a ****!

-cs™

 

[member006]

Please don't watch football on my TV.

 

[member006]

No thank you I don't want another *giggle* I'm a bit *****.

 

[Iamforever]

vin diesel should teach an acting class.