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Guy: Would you like sauce with that?
Bridgette: Show what you have?
Guy: Red, brown or white?
**Bridgette is confused**
Bridgette: White!!! What's that?
**Guy takes off his pants and takes out his dick to smoother her Bridgette's baps with the white sauce**
Cassidy Klein pissed off with facial
Cassidy Klein cleans up with poster
What does Cassidy Klein say before she leaves?
Cassidy Klein cleans up with poster
What does Cassidy Klein say before she leaves?
Ava Addams bouncing on the floor
Ava Addams rocking back and forth
Ava Addams wants to bounce for longer
Ava Addams rocking back and forth
Ava Addams wants to bounce for longer
**Neil Armstrong narrates dialogue**
Neil Armstrong: That's one small bounce for Ava Addams, one giant cum load for man kind
**Guy is trying to get Ava Addams to sleep. He rocks her about and sings a song**
Guy: Rock a bye baby on the tree top,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock,
When the bough breaks the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby, cradle and all.
**Ava Addams is fast asleep zzzzzz**
Cassidy Klein, facial: you almost shot your load UP MY NOSE!!
CK, poster: is THIS what you normally jack off to?
CK, says: Oh, ******? Guess who's home from work early?!
CK, poster: is THIS what you normally jack off to?
CK, says: Oh, ******? Guess who's home from work early?!
Ava Addams, bouncing: let me impale myself on your cock!!
AA, rocking: pull me further onto your shaft
AA, longer: (seems like she's being re-positioned for missionary)
AA, rocking: pull me further onto your shaft
AA, longer: (seems like she's being re-positioned for missionary)
Ava Addams shopping
What does the note for Ava Addams say?
Ava Addams thoughts when drinking a hot beverage
What does the note for Ava Addams say?
Ava Addams thoughts when drinking a hot beverage
Slowhand69
Deep Inside Brandi Love
"If you ever cheat on me I'll put this fork in your wiener !!!"
**Guy is about to cum**
Cassidy: Yeah, give me all the cum on my tits
**Cassidy places her hands on her boobs to signal where she wants it, but guy has other ideas**
Guy: Yeah, here it cums**
**He aims over her tits but at the last second places it over her face and facialises her by surprise**
Cassidy: Urgh owww. WTF!! Are you deaf? I said i wanted it on my tits, not my face. If i wanted it there i would say. Word of advice, you have to listen to the woman on what she wants, otherwise your fucking days are over!!! For fuck sake, i got a cum tash now!!
**Cassidy with cum all over her face needs to clean up**
Cassidy: Pass me some kleenax (tissues) please!! Made a right load on me
Guy: Sorry not got any!!
**Cassidy is surprised**
Cassidy: You jerk off in your room all day everyday and you have no tissues to clean yourself off with. What do you do to clean up.... urgh i don't want to know you dirty bastard
**Cassidy looks for something to clean with, and notices his posters and rips one off**
Cassidy: Guess this will have to do
**Cassidy cleans her face with the poster, scrunches it up and throws to him**
Guy: That's one of my fave posters Cassidy
Cassidy: Well that will teach you for not having any tissues in the room. Next time make sure you have some!!!
**She looks at his dick**
Cassidy: Now go clean your dick!!
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Cassidy: Time to take a shower... don't come in and watch me!!
**She leaves**
Guy: We don't have a shower... it's only a bath !!
**Ava Addams is shopping but its not for herself, but her husband**
Ava Addams: **** buying all this stuff for him, would think he give me money to treat myself but noooo. Got his shoes, his clothes, tools for the house. On a shopping spree for him
**Ava walks into the house and sees a note left by her husband. She opens it up to assume it's a sexy note from him**What does the note for Ava Addams say?
Ava Addams : Oh a note for me. So cute, wonder what it says!!
**She opens the note, and her expression changes as she reads the note in full**
**Inner dialogue plays with her husband reading the note out**
Husband: Need you to finish these chores before i get back
- Mow the lawn
- vacuum the house
- take the garbage out
- Make supper
- Finally that pink pj's you see on the sofa... return it back please. Pink soo doesn't suit you!!
Ava Addams: ****** fucker!!
Ava Addams, shopping: nothing like new lingerie and stilettos to impress my man!
AA, note: awwww .; silk pajamas!
AA, beverage: (trying to calm down how horny I am..)
AA, note: awwww .; silk pajamas!
AA, beverage: (trying to calm down how horny I am..)
**Ava Addams gets her cup to make her fave hot drink**
Ava Addams: Hmm quickly drink the last of the tea before my husband comes home. He would take it all otherwise!!
ban-one
Works for panties
***picturing this as a series of crash-zooms set to up-tempo go-go music, a la Laugh-In***
(hold down the down arrow to scroll, and you'll get the basic effect)
🌺 Make love, not war! 🌺
🌺 Up with cocks, down with panties! 🌺
🌺 Let the maple syrup flow! 🌺
***the final static shot***
Andi Land: Sock it to me, baby!
Dan Rowan and Dick Martin abruptly decide to end the show early:
DR: Say goodnight, Dick.
DM: Goodnight Dick
(hold down the down arrow to scroll, and you'll get the basic effect)
🌺 Make love, not war! 🌺
🌺 Up with cocks, down with panties! 🌺
🌺 Let the maple syrup flow! 🌺
***the final static shot***
Andi Land: Sock it to me, baby!
Dan Rowan and Dick Martin abruptly decide to end the show early:
DR: Say goodnight, Dick.
DM: Goodnight Dick
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