Dude Who Runs/Ran Haiti Got Lee Harvey Oswald'd

Actually, he got Kennedy'd.....Oswald was the shooter, not the shootie.
 
I was reading about this in Saturday's The New York Times. Twenty people identified as part of the assassination plot. Eighteen were Colombian nationals who were mercenaries, ex-Colombia military. Two Haitian Americans involved too. Then two Colombian mercs ******. They are still looking for five others. Apparently, the President's security detail could possibly be at fault here. There was no shootings or return of gunfire by that team to protect President Jovenel Moise when these mercenaries stormed the President's home.

There could also be something brewing in Haiti's parliament too. Apparently the appointed Prime Minister is not authorized to speak on this matter. Government officials are blaming the Prime Minister and his political party members for a coup d'état.

Sounds like a real tragedy here.
 
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Seems to me, if his security detail didn't get off round one, they very well may have been in on it. If someone puts a set of cross hairs on him from across the way, and were out of visual range, that's one thing, but if you have shooters pouring into your perimeter, SOMEBODY, at least one guy, could have drawn a weapon and got a round off.
 
Does anything positive ever come out of Haiti?
 
Google listed tourism.....good fucking luck with that!

I don't think they grow tobacco....never heard of any in the cigars I've smoked, although it seems like it's in that area, where you think they would.
 
For tobacco, you have to go to the other side of the island ... to the Dominican Republic. :)

Didn't they film parts of Live and Let Die in Haiti? This scene, with Geoffrey Holder, otherwise known as the Uncola guy from the 7-Up commercials...

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... I always thought so. ;)
 
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Which is odd. It does take certain soil conditions to grow really good cigar tobacco, I have smoked many brands from, or brands that have Dominican fillers, but I just wonder why it's so different on one side, then the other. In fact several brands moved to the Dominican Rep. because of the Cuban embargo.
 
Which is odd. It does take certain soil conditions to grow really good cigar tobacco, I have smoked many brands from, or brands that have Dominican fillers, but I just wonder why it's so different on one side, then the other. In fact several brands moved to the Dominican Rep. because of the Cuban embargo.

I found this interesting tidbit about Hispaniola Island. Could it have something to do with the mountain ranges and deforestation? Seems that Haiti is also more densely populated.

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I found this interesting tidbit about Hispaniola Island. Could it have something to do with the mountain ranges and deforestation? Seems that Haiti is also more densely populated.

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Thanks dude, I'll check it out. I know that there are several places in Central America where growing conditions are as optimal as Cuba, so it just seems odd to me that certain countries, like Haiti and Puerto Rico aren't involved in that money making venture. It has to be worth while, good cigars are not cheap.

@El Diablo Blanco said Oswald was not the shootee. Oswald was subsequently ****** by Ruby.
You are absolutely correct. I totally brain farted that part of it out of my head....I stand corrected.

Although from what I hear about the fact his body was "riddled" with bullets, maybe a better way to put it is............

He got Tony Montana'd
 
Thanks dude, I'll check it out. I know that there are several places in Central America where growing conditions are as optimal as Cuba, so it just seems odd to me that certain countries, like Haiti and Puerto Rico aren't involved in that money making venture. It has to be worth while, good cigars are not cheap.


You are absolutely correct. I totally brain farted that part of it out of my head....I stand corrected.

Although from what I hear about the fact his body was "riddled" with bullets, maybe a better way to put it is............

He got Tony Montana'd
It slipped my mind initially as well. It was a stretch of humor and not my intent to correct anything.
 
It slipped my mind initially as well. It was a stretch of humor and not my intent to correct anything.
Yeah but still, how could you not. I mean if we're going to make fun of the ******** ********, we should at least remember all involved, and give credit where due.
 
Yeah but still, how could you not. I mean if we're going to make fun of the ******** ********, we should at least remember all involved, and give credit where due.

Samuel Little agrees. He finally got honored and credited at his trial. He spent his entire life walking across red carpets.

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"Just seven mo' and I got mah hundy. C'mon... make some **** up."
 
He's just got numbers. You wanna read about fucked up, read about Randy Kraft. He'll make you wish you were dealing with Dahmer.
 
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