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i'd dress up as a zombie and walk amongst them and play practical jokes on heavily-armed people just to fuck with them.....then we'd laugh and dance and sing songs of merrier times
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Well, speaking of this semi-seriously, us Englanders are pretty fucked, we don't have guns, unless we're farmers or friendly with drug dealers (who aren't really the caring, sharing type, and bullets cost more money over here than in the US.)
I guess if zombies ever became a real thing, it'd start off with somebody saying they'd seen a zombie in the morning, and nobody would believe them, they'd laugh, ridicule and think they had dementia, had a serious mental illness, or were drugged-out on something major.
Then two people you know would say they'd seen a zombie in the afternoon, and you'd say "no shit!", thinking it was some kind of running joke, possibly from the net, like Epic Beard Man was last week.
By teatime, a lot of your friends and family would be saying "I heard my aunt said Uncle John saw some zombies, and one of them bit a man" and we'd get a bit afraid and stop for a bit in a haze of cynical fear (feeling all manly and skeptical and afraid) and by the time we actually realised zombies were here (ie. when it was on The News) we'd be so ill-prepared, we'd be motherfuckin' zombie fodder, anyway, the fuckers'd be everywhere!!!!
Many Brits would be eaten alive in cold flats in cold tower blocks, and would refuse to admit their death was that instantaneous, and would possibly remain extant after their guts had been gnawed, so used to proudly living a living death they can be.
I guess if zombies ever became a real thing, it'd start off with somebody saying they'd seen a zombie in the morning, and nobody would believe them, they'd laugh, ridicule and think they had dementia, had a serious mental illness, or were drugged-out on something major.
Then two people you know would say they'd seen a zombie in the afternoon, and you'd say "no shit!", thinking it was some kind of running joke, possibly from the net, like Epic Beard Man was last week.
By teatime, a lot of your friends and family would be saying "I heard my aunt said Uncle John saw some zombies, and one of them bit a man" and we'd get a bit afraid and stop for a bit in a haze of cynical fear (feeling all manly and skeptical and afraid) and by the time we actually realised zombies were here (ie. when it was on The News) we'd be so ill-prepared, we'd be motherfuckin' zombie fodder, anyway, the fuckers'd be everywhere!!!!
Many Brits would be eaten alive in cold flats in cold tower blocks, and would refuse to admit their death was that instantaneous, and would possibly remain extant after their guts had been gnawed, so used to proudly living a living death they can be.
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loot all the sex shops, then build my car into a tank with turrets and speed down the street massacring zombies while blasting some classic metal.
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Too be honest if it was the staggering dead which it no doubt would be. Then if your careful, you could survive, just don't do anything stupid. Ignorance of the enemy (Zombies) and being cocky while around zombies is what brings about peoples downfall.
And if a zombie outbreak happened, I'd try and track down Jessica Alba and have a sex session with her and use the excuse of we're the last of humanity it's time to repopulate!. And even if Jessica was a zombie when I found her I'd keep her as a pet. I couldn't bring myself to cap her.
There is no need to worry because the dead don't move as fast as or faster than the living. The whole running zombie idea is brought into play through a lacking in the storytelling dept. So the running zombies create the tension through poor storytelling, and a lot of people don't notice poor storytelling if the enemy is running at the survivors on the screen. Hence the running zombie idea. And the Trioxin Zombies (ROTLD 1 and 2) don't run they move at a quick pace which is just short of running it's self. But it's not exactly running.
And if a zombie outbreak happened, I'd try and track down Jessica Alba and have a sex session with her and use the excuse of we're the last of humanity it's time to repopulate!. And even if Jessica was a zombie when I found her I'd keep her as a pet. I couldn't bring myself to cap her.
There is no need to worry because the dead don't move as fast as or faster than the living. The whole running zombie idea is brought into play through a lacking in the storytelling dept. So the running zombies create the tension through poor storytelling, and a lot of people don't notice poor storytelling if the enemy is running at the survivors on the screen. Hence the running zombie idea. And the Trioxin Zombies (ROTLD 1 and 2) don't run they move at a quick pace which is just short of running it's self. But it's not exactly running.
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