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[bahodeme]

Believe it or not, absolutely nothing. I was a member of one of the websites that gave you random characters for your user name & password. This was one that actually could be pronounce (since the word is made up there is no right or wrong way to pronounce it).

 

[lurkingdirk]

Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus was one of his bloodiest and most violent works. I started using the protagonist's name for my Halo character when playing multiplayer system link way back on the original Xbox. The name sort of stuck, and I used it here.

Yes, I'm a nerd. I'm okay with that.

That made me a little bit horny. I dig nerds.

For me...once, while visiting Spain, I happened upon a couple of women who were tanning topless on the beach. They were clearly uncomfortable being topless, and were quite jumpy. When I walked by I gave them a generous once-over with the old eye-ball, and one of them screamed,
"what are you? Some kind of sick fucking lurker? LURKER!?"

Since then my friends have called me lurkingdirk. cause I'm a lurker. I lurk on beaches in Spain in order to look at (what were actually pretty ugly) titties.

 

[Shifty]

^^ They had you pegged, you Mofo.

 

[ArsErotika]

Ars is latin for art. So, art of erotica. But it's been misread as arse, so I sometimes get arse erotica. Which aint bad either.

 

[RichardNailder]

When I first started Glass Mannequin Productions (GMP) one of my models started calling me PapaGMP - she had a *****-fetish.......