your preferred method?

[Ace Bandage]

Skydiving without a parachute. Your last moments would be exhilarating until you hit the Earth.

 

[L3ggy]

I want a viking funeral on a burning pyre. Will someone see to it that it happens when I die?

Do you have Nordic *****?

 

[Namreg]

no he's somalian. the name gives him away.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Gunshot to head while I'm on the toilet pinching a loaf. That's how I want to go out.

 

[BlueBalls]

I'd probably wait it out. Cos I'm awesome like that....

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'd blow myself up at a millionaires convention, take the rich bastards with me.

 

[bustybbwlover]

*****, gotta be *****

 

[siffert]

man-up and take the pain. far more noble.

 

[PirateKing]

3 words: Blaze of glory.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd definitely want to take out as many other people with me as possible, so I'm thinking a huge bomb strapped to my chest in the Mall of America.




What? Aren't bomb jokes funny anymore?

 

[luis1972]

:Flame:

 

[dbradford8589]

Gunshot has the least Chance to fail.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I'd get all meth'd out and stay up for like four-five days, then when I could barely stay up anymore I'd head to the garage, pop some ******** pills, a fine bottle of *****, put on my favorite CD and start the car. Simple; painless.

 

[Namreg]

unless you have a car without catalytic converters, that would take just about forever...

 

[tartanterrier]

***** overdose with insulin :hatsoff:

 

[Red Spyder]

I think I'll give terrorists a taste of their own medicine. I'll fly to some middle eastern country, look for some jihadis and I'll say I want to join the jihad, that I want to strap a bomb on me to blow it up in an american embassy or base, but when I strap the explosives to myself I'll just blow them up prematurely in the terrorist hideout and take them out too.

 

[xfire]

personally, i'd go with shotgun into the mouth.

*** goes off, lying there dead, the phone rings. Answering machine picks up. It's your doctor. "Mr. Namreg, this is your doctor. Funny thing happened the other day. We got your test results mixed up with a ninety year old Alzheimer patient. You're going to die some day but not any time soon. Sorry for the mix up. Have a great day!"

Flies buzz, stench ensues, lights fade to black.

 

[pete rose]

"No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go! "

 

[pornobsession]

Steal something crazy then shoot myself.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I'd hire someone to sniper me. That way, I won't know when its happening, don't have to work up the nerve to pull the trigger myself and my ****** can place bets on where I'll be when the job gets done!