your preferred method?

[Namreg]

your doc tells you have one month to live, but starting in two days you will feel terrible pain... until you die. that gives you two days to plan your suicide, so you can go out with some dignity.

which method would you choose, and why?


personally, i'd go with shotgun into the mouth. or, if i didn't have access to firearms, hanging (painful if you survive teh drop, but ***** relively quickly and is pretty much 100% effective unless you're discovered).
i don't think i'd have the guts for a proper seppuku (for those of you who don't get it: that was a trojan ***** to display my affinity for puns. guts=seppuku, get it? i am smarter than you. i have no idea what that has to do with greek soldiers fooling people into letting them into their town, but if it makes you happy...)

 

[brodkill]

hey its satan

 

[Namreg]

hi, satan. wassup g?

 

[magicspore]

I would chomp on ten California Sunshine blotters and hit a nice week long electronic party.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I'd play Starcraft for 48 hours like that one guy.

 

[L3ggy]

Stabbing a Katana in my stomach.

 

[STDiva]

I'd jump off a Holiday Inn.

 

[PirateKing]

A shotgun leaves too much of a mess to clean up. Slitting your wrists would be too cliche, although you want it to be painless. If I were to go out in a majestic or interesting way then I would go with seppoku or self-immolation like this monk:

 

[Namreg]

Stabbing a Katana in my stomach.

it's not that simple. the traditional method has you stabbing yourself on the left of the stomach with a wakizashi, a short *****. the blade must be held wit a cloth, so as to avoid getting ***** on your hands and losing grip. you then cut all the way to the right. if you are alone, that's it: you wait for death. if you have an attendant, he will now proceed to chop your head off to end the pain (is that still suicide at that point?)

 

[Hot Mega]

There's nothing cool about that. I'll bet 1.5 seconds into it..no matter what cause he thought he was trying to promote...he was regretting the hell out of that decision. Fire is hot...no...it's FUCKING HOT.

A shotgun leaves too much of a mess to clean up. Slitting your wrists would be too cliche, although you want it to be painless. If I were to go out in a cool interesting way then I would go with seppoku or fire like this monk:

Don't have much to add but to say...if you're facing dire consequences and you want to be selfish enough to deny surviving loved ones the chance to bid you adieu on their own accord...don't be a bigger loser by denying them an open casket by blowing your noggin off with a round of buck shots.:2 cents:

 

[L3ggy]

it's not that simple. the traditional method has you stabbing yourself on the left of the stomach with a wakizashi, a short *****. the blade must be held wit a cloth, so as to avoid getting ***** on your hands and losing grip. you then cut all the way to the right. if you are alone, that's it: you wait for death. if you have an attendant, he will now proceed to chop your head off to end the pain (is that still suicide at that point?)

Not really, I need to think a little...

 

[Namreg]

i live alone... and whoever is dumb enough to come to my funeral deserves not being able to gaze upon my indescribable beauty for one last time. also, i want Celine Dion played at my funeral, just to ******* the guests a little bit

 

[PirateKing]

I want a viking funeral on a burning pyre. Will someone see to it that it happens when I die?

 

[mr. jizz]

your doc tells you have one month to live, but starting in two days you will feel terrible pain... until you die. that gives you two days to plan your suicide, so you can go out with some dignity.

With dignity? Suicide is the most dishonerable way to go.

If the pain was really that bad, I guess I'd buy a ticket to Dubai and jump off the 206th floor of the Burj Khalifa. *splat*

 

[Sicario]

How come suicide-by-police isn't an option in this poll?

 

[PirateKing]

How come suicide by police isn't an option in this poll?

I like the way you think.

 

[Namreg]

With dignity? Suicide is the most dishonerable way to go.

If the pain was really that bad, I guess I'd buy a ticket to Dubai and jump off the 206th floor of the Burj Khalifa. *splat*

i think choosing when to go out and how is preferable to waiting until you sit in a wheelchair and crap your pants. but to each his own...

 

[Namreg]

I like the way you think.

well, it could fall under gunshot i guess, but is it really a suicide to be shot by someone else?

 

[PirateKing]

well, it could fall under gunshot i guess, but is it really a suicide to be shot by someone else?

If your intention is to die then yes.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'd jump off a Holiday Inn.

And all the black people would celebrate at Holiday Inn because the racist security guard there died and word spread they can have parties and be loud now.

While on the other hand you would receive a Holiday Inn 21 *** salute at your funeral. Where I will be there, dressed in all black, pouring the 40 oz on yo grave for respect...





...then I will jack off behind a tree. Out of respect, of course. :o