Your perfect day off.

skechers

skechers

What's your perfect day off? Go into as much or as little detail as you want.

Skip this if you want :)

I'd wake up around 9:30am. If my girl is still in bed, I'd coax her awake. See if she wanted to screw. After we had a go- maybe two (mornings are the best) I'd probably doze off for another hour. Wake up, shower, put on my favorite jeans. My favorite T-shirt. Knock out a bowl of peanut butter puffs, then I'd take my lady and go out and do something frivalous for an hour or so. Like go to a flea market and hunt for old NES or Sega Genisis games. Stop by the grocery store. Get some Steaks, and a twelver of Yuengling Black and Tan. Maybe cruise over to Subway for lunch.

Get home, call up some buddies. See if I could get them over. Get a little lovey dovey on the couch for a while. Try for a nice hot afternoon BJ. Boosh. :) I'd even reciprocate if we had time. (I'll never understand guys who don't like eating pussy) After that, It's steaks on the grill in the backyard and cold beer. Friends showing up. My girl loves when we have company in the summertime, and of course she'd be rocking something meant for summer, probably driving me crazy all evening. Get a good buzz going. Eat some red meat. Have a little mini party. Those are the best. Just like twelve people, chilling.

Get a fire going. Break out the guitar and be a campfire rockstar for a little while. Trade songs with the dudes. By Now, I'm drunk, totally relaxed and happy as a pig in shit. When everybody had to start leaving, pile dishes in the sink, let the beer bottles sit out for the night. Break into the PJ pants, cuddle up on the couch and watch some silly movie (B movie Horror. The best) Then it's the bedroom. Get some nice sweaty lovins, and pass the hell out.

Get up the next day, go to work and spend all morning wishing I had called in :thumbsup:
 
Jagger69

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
How about this, guys?

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blowjob
6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
6:45 Shower
7:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport
8:15 DFW - Private Gulfstream4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
2:30 Private Gulfstream 4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
4:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)
5:00 Gulfstream 4 back to DFW, massage & hand job enroute by naked Mariah Milano
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak
9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
9:30 Sex with three women
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Bed (alone)
11:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves the room
11:55 Sleep
 
mrtrebus

mrtrebus

skechers said:
What's your perfect day off? Go into as much or as little detail as you want.

Skip this if you want :)

I'd wake up around 9:30am. If my girl is still in bed, I'd coax her awake. See if she wanted to screw. After we had a go- maybe two (mornings are the best) I'd probably doze off for another hour. Wake up, shower, put on my favorite jeans. My favorite T-shirt. Knock out a bowl of peanut butter puffs, then I'd take my lady and go out and do something frivalous for an hour or so. Like go to a flea market and hunt for old NES or Sega Genisis games. Stop by the grocery store. Get some Steaks, and a twelver of Yuengling Black and Tan. Maybe cruise over to Subway for lunch.

Get home, call up some buddies. See if I could get them over. Get a little lovey dovey on the couch for a while. Try for a nice hot afternoon BJ. Boosh. :) I'd even reciprocate if we had time. (I'll never understand guys who don't like eating pussy) After that, It's steaks on the grill in the backyard and cold beer. Friends showing up. My girl loves when we have company in the summertime, and of course she'd be rocking something meant for summer, probably driving me crazy all evening. Get a good buzz going. Eat some red meat. Have a little mini party. Those are the best. Just like twelve people, chilling.

Get a fire going. Break out the guitar and be a campfire rockstar for a little while. Trade songs with the dudes. By Now, I'm drunk, totally relaxed and happy as a pig in shit. When everybody had to start leaving, pile dishes in the sink, let the beer bottles sit out for the night. Break into the PJ pants, cuddle up on the couch and watch some silly movie (B movie Horror. The best) Then it's the bedroom. Get some nice sweaty lovins, and pass the hell out.

Get up the next day, go to work and spend all morning wishing I had called in :thumbsup:
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I wanna be your lady! :D
 
minidog

minidog

lol 69
only 2 under at Augusta
disappointed sir
 
Alyssa Rose

Alyssa Rose

Official Checked Star Member
Ready?

sleep til uhm about 10

I get into my 67' candy apple red with black racing stripes chevelle anddd

then go to a salon at about 11, get the works, nails hair massage everything.

Then at about 2 when all thats done I go shoppingggggggg til about 8 pm

then I come home and my husband says "Oh baby, you only spent 5,000 dollars today? I thought we discussed this, you can spend as much as you want honey, don't limit yourself to only 20 pairs of shoes, if you wanted those minolos you should have gotten them... oh you did? well then I love you come let me cook for you."

Then he makes me my favorite meal ever, Ham and home made mashed potatoes and corn and biscuits and cranberry juice!

Then we have mind blowing sex for 2 hours and then midnight hits and we pass out in eachothers arms :)



(Wow, that was fun :D )
 
Boothbabe

Boothbabe

Waking up on a sunny sunday morning looking in my baby's eyes and we both know what we want. We have sex for what seems the longest time, strapons, licking each others pussies, anal, the whole nine yards. After that we take a shower and wash each other. After showering we give each other a massage followed by a nice breakfast in the garden ready to go. We get on our bikes and ride to the beach to do some kite surfing and sun bathing. @ the end of the afternoon we ride back home, fire up the BBQ and have a great dinner. Still full from dinner we sit in our lounge chairs not saying a word because nothing has to be said, there's no such thing as an uncomfortable silence between the two of us. We know we love each other and life is good. When the evening starts to fall we go inside, put on a movie eating some snacks and sipping some wine. When the movie is over we go to the bedroom and we have steaming hot sweaty mad monkey sex till we're exhausted. We ly there looking in each others eyes till we fall asleep.


This is how we spent our sunday three weeks ago apart from the kite surfing part. We went to a small beach @ a nearby lake wich isn't suitable for kite surfing (I Iove kite surfing). It was the best sunday ever apart from not being able to go kite surfing.
 
mrtrebus

mrtrebus

Boothbabe said:
Waking up on a sunny sunday morning looking in my baby's eyes and we both know what we want. We have sex for what seems the longest time, strapons, licking each others pussies, anal, the whole nine yards. After that we take a shower and wash each other. After showering we give each other a massage followed by a nice breakfast in the garden ready to go. We get on our bikes and ride to the beach to do some kite surfing and sun bathing. @ the end of the afternoon we ride back home, fire up the BBQ and have a great dinner. Still full from dinner we sit in our lounge chairs not saying a word because nothing has to be said, there's no such thing as an uncomfortable silence between the two of us. We know we love each other and life is good. When the evening starts to fall we go inside, put on a movie eating some snacks and sipping some wine. When the movie is over we go to the bedroom and we have steaming hot sweaty mad monkey sex till we're exhausted. We ly there looking in each others eyes till we fall asleep.


This is how we spent our sunday three weeks ago apart from the kite surfing part. We went to a small beach @ a nearby lake wich isn't suitable for kite surfing (I Iove kite surfing). It was the best sunday ever apart from not being able to go kite surfing.
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My perfect day would involve watching you on your perfect day while I masturbate furiously! :rubbel:
 
STDiva

STDiva

Wake up around 1130, eat some eggs. Call some buddies, play a competitive game of basketball. Go home, shower up. Head to Detroit with some friends and get some drinks and grub at Hockeytown. Catch a Tigers game, watch them lose to the Royals. Get hammered. Go back to Windsor, hit on girls downtown until I find one desperate enough to come over. Go home, sleep with her. She turns out to be a man and murders me. He then assumes my identity and lives my life for the next 57 years.
 
O

Ozmanks

1) Warren Buffet and Bill Gates both name me heir to their fortunes.
2) Take a huge dump
3) Not waking up during the middle of the night to take a piss.
4) Oklahoma Joe's gives me free food for life.
5) Every pornstar I have ever jerked off to or is on my favorites list wants to have sex with me as often as I like to.
 
Skyraider22

Skyraider22

The One and Only Big Daddy
Wake up hit the shower,then watch Sportscenter,about 10:ooam watch In the Heat of the Night about 11:00am get on the computer and check out Freeones until about 1:00pm have some lunch drink a beer then play a little Playstation after that spend some time with my wife then anywhere from 6:00pm to 8:00pm get back on the computer back to Freeones until about 9:30pm to10:00pm and then spend some more time with my wife and then go to bed:glugglug:
 
L

lurkingdirk

hissexslave said:
So I guess its really enjoyable for guys to take a shit? :dunno:
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not enjoyable, rewarding.

here's my shot:

6:30 am - wake up, spring out of bed.
6:30:01 am - trip, fall on the floor, knock myself unconscious.
11:59 pm - wake up in a puddle of blood.

DAMMIT. even in my fantasies i screw things up....:mad:
 
CunningStunts

CunningStunts

There could be many things involved... but it MUST begin and end with a blowjob. :)
 
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