Your Most Embarrassing Moment

[STDiva]

I was at a bar once, ******** heavily and stumbled my way to the washroom. You know I was ***** because I tried shitting in a public washroom and I ****** on sitting on the toilet. My friends had thought I left until one of then noticed my shoes under the stall an hour and a half later.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You shat and ******* all over yourself, didn't you?

 

[HeartBroker]

My new girlfriend (after seeing my FreeOnes tee) said, "Oh, I didn't know you were a member there. I'm gloyster!"

 

[RichardNailder]

Must be the same guy!

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[Ace Boobtoucher]

My new girlfriend (after seeing my FreeOnes tee) said, "Oh, I didn't know you were a member there. I'm gloyster!"

You shat and ******* all over yourself, didn't you?

 

[Patrick_S]

I was working as a teacher in CNC-programming about ten years ago, and next to our workshop was a school with "troubled" ********. Some of them thought it was hilariously funny to run by and press the emergency switch in the hallway that turns the power off to all the machines in the workshop. This had happened a couple of times earlier in the week and when it happened again this day i lost it completely and stormed out in the hallway and started screaming something like "come here you motherfucking little piece of ****"...and in the hallway stood an electrician who should change some fuses. It turns out there had been a sign on the front door that i had missed that said that the power would be turned off for a short while this day. I didn´t know what to say so i just said "Oh, you´re changing the fuses. Thats good then." and hurried back into the workshop.

 

[Petra]

I've never had an issue swimming in the Pacific ocean up in the northwest. However, when I moved to Florida, there were a lot of shark attacks happening and I refused to go into the water.

Well, I was on a date with a guy and we went to the beach and he convinced me to go into the water. After a half hour, nothing horrible happened so I dived underwater. I opened my eyes and what was right in front of my face? A huge fish.

I came up out of that water screaming ****** ****** and when the guy finally calmed me down and asked me what the hell was wrong I stopped and coherently told him... "did you know there's fish in the ocean?"

If you were wondering, there was no second date. :shy:

 

[billstiffington]

My most embarrassing moments are still too painful and traumatic to tell. I'm still pissed off about my entire ********* but I can tell this one story. I was in middle school and one of my classes was in a small room,(roughly 7ft by 15ft), and it was one of those special math courses that certain **** take when they struggle with that particular subject. There's probably twelve of us in this relatively small room and I had to fart. It felt like it was going to be one of those little silent ones that does no harm so I confidently just let it rip and to my horror it wasn't silent. It was loud and it echoed off the chair. To this day I can still hear that fart and their laughter in my mind. It was like a stereotypical sounding fart, the kind you can make with your mouth or a whoopee cushion. Can't recall if the teacher heard it or not but all of my classmates did and they burst out laughing immediately. What's funny about it is that the room was absolutely silent because we were all doing are work and then the silence is broken by a fart coming from behind them.

Luckily I was sitting in the back of the class so no one knew it was me. Right away I blamed it on my friend and he obviously denied it and got angry real fast. So I guess they didn't know it was me.

 

[hts108]

I have another story about a planetarium:

When I was eighteen years old and in college, we also had a big inflatable planetarium that my instructor would insert in me when I sat on his lap.

One day he took off my panties and inserted his "landing craft" inside me then said, "We are about to land on Mars and the landing craft needs to eject all of it's liquid contents in order for a safe landing!"

I told him, "Okay, go ahead and discharge! I don't want to jeopardize the mission!"

A few minutes later after I have been bouncing up and down on his cock, he suddenly stopped and said, "Misty, do you feel the landing craft transferring it's contents inside you?"

I told him, "Yes, I feel it pumping inside me! Mission accomplished!"

Oh, I see you had a very nice time at college

 

[vorador]

Clerk reminded me to take the nozzle out of the car. Yeah i got it , go back outside hope inside the car. Drove about 50 ft i hear screaming, i have hose hanging from my gas tank. ripped the whole attachement from the pump.