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"I never went down, Ray....you never got me down, Ray"
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"I never went down, Ray....you never got me down, Ray"
Harry Lime said:
Before HarryLime and I bore the rest of you all to death with our Raging Bull quotes, I'll just refer you to this site:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081398/quotes
the most merobale quotes from Raging Bull are right there.It was fun though
come one fellers........the all time best is ......."I'll be back"!!!!!!!!
Slaughterhouse Five. Great movie about a guy who lives his life in random order.
Paul Lazzarro "That Corporal. He'll get back to the states. Be a war hero. Dames will be climbin all over him...Then someday they'll be a knock on his door. There will be a stranger standing there. 'Paul Lazzarro sent me', the stranger will say and then he'll pull out a *** and shoot his pecker off. He'll give him a minute to think about who Paul Lazzarro was, and what life would be like without a pecker. Then he'll shoot him in the guts and walk away...yes"
Paul Lazzarro "That Corporal. He'll get back to the states. Be a war hero. Dames will be climbin all over him...Then someday they'll be a knock on his door. There will be a stranger standing there. 'Paul Lazzarro sent me', the stranger will say and then he'll pull out a *** and shoot his pecker off. He'll give him a minute to think about who Paul Lazzarro was, and what life would be like without a pecker. Then he'll shoot him in the guts and walk away...yes"
JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK
[typing a message on an internet chat room]
Jay: All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your ******* while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
[James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]
James Van Der Beek: You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anyone watch the WB?
Jason Biggs: I'm a teen idol, dammit! Don't you recognize me? Look at me. I'm the pie fucker.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: [to his buddies] Yeah, well. In prison, he'll be the pie.
MALLRATS
Brodie Bruce: My ****** Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Gil Hicks: Well, did he cum or what?
Brodie Bruce: Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
Brandi Svenning: Suitor Number Three, what would our first date be like?
Gil Hicks: Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.
Brodie Bruce: That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard! I mean, look at you! You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex! And I should know, we can smell our own.
[typing a message on an internet chat room]
Jay: All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your ******* while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
[James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]
James Van Der Beek: You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anyone watch the WB?
Jason Biggs: I'm a teen idol, dammit! Don't you recognize me? Look at me. I'm the pie fucker.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: [to his buddies] Yeah, well. In prison, he'll be the pie.
MALLRATS
Brodie Bruce: My ****** Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Gil Hicks: Well, did he cum or what?
Brodie Bruce: Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
Brandi Svenning: Suitor Number Three, what would our first date be like?
Gil Hicks: Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.
Brodie Bruce: That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard! I mean, look at you! You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex! And I should know, we can smell our own.
I got another one, not quite from a movie but it kinda fits on this board
If you took all the porn off the internet, there would only be one site left and it would be called 'Bring Back The Porn.' -- Dr. Cox, Scrubs
If you took all the porn off the internet, there would only be one site left and it would be called 'Bring Back The Porn.' -- Dr. Cox, Scrubs
Jack Nicholson in "Five Easy Pieces"
Nicholson: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Nicholson: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Nicholson: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Nicholson: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Nicholson: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Nicholson: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Here are a few from one of my all-time favorite movies...
The Hustler
(starring Paul Newman, Jackie Gleason, and George C. Scott)
Fast Eddie Felson: "... You know, I got a hunch, fat man. I got a hunch that it's me from here on in. One ball, corner pocket. I mean, has that ever happened to you? You know, all of a sudden you feel like you just can't miss? 'Cause I dreamed about this game, fat man. I dreamed about it every night on the road. Five ball, side. You know, this is my table, old man. I own it."
Fast Eddie Felson: "... Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool."
Bert Gordon: "... Eddie, d'ya mind if I get personal?"
Fast Eddie: "... Well, what've ya been so far?"
Bert Gordon: "... Eddie, you're a born loser. "
Minnesota Fats: "... Do you like to ******, Eddie? ****** money on pool games? "
The Hustler
(starring Paul Newman, Jackie Gleason, and George C. Scott)
Fast Eddie Felson: "... You know, I got a hunch, fat man. I got a hunch that it's me from here on in. One ball, corner pocket. I mean, has that ever happened to you? You know, all of a sudden you feel like you just can't miss? 'Cause I dreamed about this game, fat man. I dreamed about it every night on the road. Five ball, side. You know, this is my table, old man. I own it."
Fast Eddie Felson: "... Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool."
Bert Gordon: "... Eddie, d'ya mind if I get personal?"
Fast Eddie: "... Well, what've ya been so far?"
Bert Gordon: "... Eddie, you're a born loser. "
Minnesota Fats: "... Do you like to ******, Eddie? ****** money on pool games? "
WankerCounty said:
Yeah, Scrubs is one of my favourite TV shows, funny as hell.:hatsoff: Jackson
Randall from Clerks:
"This job would be great if it werent for the fucking customers"
Dante Hicks from Clerks
"37!!!!! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks"
Customer: "In a row?"
Also from Clerks:
Customer: "Cute cat what's it's name?"
Randall: "Annoying customer"
Customer "You fuckin dickhead"
"This job would be great if it werent for the fucking customers"
Dante Hicks from Clerks
"37!!!!! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks"
Customer: "In a row?"
Also from Clerks:
Customer: "Cute cat what's it's name?"
Randall: "Annoying customer"
Customer "You fuckin dickhead"
Office Space... need I say more? :rofl:
Dom Portwood: "... Hello, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports."
Peter Gibbons: "... Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it."
Dom Portwood: "... Yeah. Uh, did you get that memo?"
Peter Gibbons: "... Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. The problem is, I just forgot this one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even a problem anymore."
Dom Portwood: "... Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. Alright!"
This is one of the most hilarious movies I've seen. It represents Customer Service middle-management like no other!
Dom Portwood: "... Hello, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports."
Peter Gibbons: "... Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it."
Dom Portwood: "... Yeah. Uh, did you get that memo?"
Peter Gibbons: "... Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. The problem is, I just forgot this one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even a problem anymore."
Dom Portwood: "... Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. Alright!"
This is one of the most hilarious movies I've seen. It represents Customer Service middle-management like no other!
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"This is my body,This is my *****,Happy are they who come to my supper".
*Pinhead from (Hellraiser III: Hell on earth)*
"Do you know where you are? You are at the Door to Dreams. To Black Miracles and Dark Wonders - Another Life of Unknown Pleasures... And it's yours - Complete the pattern. Solve the Puzzle. Turn the Key..."
*Pinhead from (Hellraiser III: Hell on earth)*
*Pinhead from (Hellraiser III: Hell on earth)*
"Do you know where you are? You are at the Door to Dreams. To Black Miracles and Dark Wonders - Another Life of Unknown Pleasures... And it's yours - Complete the pattern. Solve the Puzzle. Turn the Key..."
*Pinhead from (Hellraiser III: Hell on earth)*
I'm not one to remember dialogue, but when I watched Full Metal Jacket the other day, one line stuck out.
Five foot three, private!!? I didn't know they stacked **** that high!! or something like that.
Five foot three, private!!? I didn't know they stacked **** that high!! or something like that.
Christopher Walken in "Pulp Fiction"...
"This watch . . . this watch was on your *****'s wrist when he was shot down
over Hanoi. [He] was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that
if the gooks ever saw the watch, they would confiscate it. You see, in a way,
the way your *** looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned
if any slopes were gonna put their greasy little yellow hands on his boy's
birthright.
"So he hid it, in the only place he could hide something: his ass. Five
long years he wore this watch up his ass. Before he died, of Dysentery, he
gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two
years. After seven years, I was sent home to my ******.
"And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
"This watch . . . this watch was on your *****'s wrist when he was shot down
over Hanoi. [He] was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that
if the gooks ever saw the watch, they would confiscate it. You see, in a way,
the way your *** looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned
if any slopes were gonna put their greasy little yellow hands on his boy's
birthright.
"So he hid it, in the only place he could hide something: his ass. Five
long years he wore this watch up his ass. Before he died, of Dysentery, he
gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two
years. After seven years, I was sent home to my ******.
"And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.
Boy, I never seen so much whackin'.
Are you threatening ME?!!
Why does everybody want to see my schlong?
Beavis and Butthead
Boy, I never seen so much whackin'.
Are you threatening ME?!!
Why does everybody want to see my schlong?
Beavis and Butthead
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