I say hi.
Or "why are you wearing so much?"
Or "why are you wearing so much?"
your favorite pick-up line to score with chicks
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BananaPalmer
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'What can I get for twenty bucks?'
I usually go with "hey, wanna fuck?"
Works about 50% of the time. Hit or miss.
Works about 50% of the time. Hit or miss.
roronoa3000
Banned
"Drop them draws and bend over girl, I'm fuck you really good."
If I see someone looking at me and they don't come over in 5 minutes I go up to them, take ice out of my drink, drop it on the floor, then crush it, then I say something like "there, I've broke the ice"
lol
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Ace Bandage
The one and only.
"Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special."
That's guaranteed to make the panties drop.
That's guaranteed to make the panties drop.
pornophile
Banned
or a slap across the face....yes I will try this line, thanks!
My best pick up line has always been "Hi" Though after I get to know them a little better I move on to "to hell with the dance and down with the pants"
You have a very striking face. How many times have you been struck there?
Or there is Andrew Dice Clay's old stuff:
Which way do you want it baby, in your snatch or down the hatch?
Where do you like it? In your crack or on your back?
(Technically those weren't pickup lines, but you never know.)
Or there is Andrew Dice Clay's old stuff:
Which way do you want it baby, in your snatch or down the hatch?
Where do you like it? In your crack or on your back?
(Technically those weren't pickup lines, but you never know.)
Brilliant!!! :glugglug:
I will sometimes say when asked my profession "I'm an union electrician...which means I am qualified to remove your shorts!!
The success rate for this one hasn't been all too good as I am quite often home alone afterward masturbating furiously thinking about what could of been.....:tongue:
say with a serious face and a half-smile:
"you should come do a video with me it will be fun and i'll pay you for your time."
- works for 100% of the girls on my sites. may not work for you if you don't have a big video camera, big still camera with assortment of lenses, clean std test printouts, lack of cash, lack of car, or lack of home of your own. also helps if you're black from my experience.
"you should come do a video with me it will be fun and i'll pay you for your time."
- works for 100% of the girls on my sites. may not work for you if you don't have a big video camera, big still camera with assortment of lenses, clean std test printouts, lack of cash, lack of car, or lack of home of your own. also helps if you're black from my experience.
Does it really count if you're offering money?? That's cheating son.
Still works.
You mean lick her?? Ohhhhhhhhh shit.
Yeah that might work too!
:glugglug:
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
That's not bad, I've had some success with that. But my best material goes like this:
Dirk: Hi. I'd like to eat you.
girl: Oh, my. Quite forward, aren't you!
Dirk: I am quite forward. I'm not into games. I get straight to the good stuff. I want to eat you.
girl: I see. How about you buy me a drink first?
Dirk: I suppose that might work a bit as a marinate.
girl: Um, I'm sorry, what?
Dirk: Red wine can be a good marinate.
girl: Okay, now you're creeping me out.
Dirk: Excellent! That's where we want to start.
girl: You want to creep me out?
Dirk: Not entirely. I don't want to scare you away, I just want to keep you on edge.
girl: Why?
Dirk: Well, it makes you a lot easier to frighten when I get you back to your place.
girl: Is this some sort of fantasy play you're talking about? Cause I can be into that.
Dirk: No. I find that a little marinate goes a lot further if the meat has been thoroughly frightened before being harvested. Something about adrenaline changes the chemical makeup of the blood, or whatever.
girl: Okay. I think you'd better move on.
Dirk: Damn. That's where I lose the girl every frigging time.
That's not bad, I've had some success with that. But my best material goes like this:
Dirk: Hi. I'd like to eat you.
girl: Oh, my. Quite forward, aren't you!
Dirk: I am quite forward. I'm not into games. I get straight to the good stuff. I want to eat you.
girl: I see. How about you buy me a drink first?
Dirk: I suppose that might work a bit as a marinate.
girl: Um, I'm sorry, what?
Dirk: Red wine can be a good marinate.
girl: Okay, now you're creeping me out.
Dirk: Excellent! That's where we want to start.
girl: You want to creep me out?
Dirk: Not entirely. I don't want to scare you away, I just want to keep you on edge.
girl: Why?
Dirk: Well, it makes you a lot easier to frighten when I get you back to your place.
girl: Is this some sort of fantasy play you're talking about? Cause I can be into that.
Dirk: No. I find that a little marinate goes a lot further if the meat has been thoroughly frightened before being harvested. Something about adrenaline changes the chemical makeup of the blood, or whatever.
girl: Okay. I think you'd better move on.
Dirk: Damn. That's where I lose the girl every frigging time.
