Your Favorite "Closed" Thread

[PlumpRump]

I enjoy the fact that "closed" threads get left on the board. I find it pretty entertaining to look through them to see why they got closed; mostly its because of racism, flame wars, spam, unproductive "post count" threads, etc... I think its almost comical that based on a thread title, we can almost assume certain threads will eventually be closed for some foreseeable reason. Its kind of a sociological inevitability here on the board I guess. What are some of your favorite threads that have been closed over the history of the FO board? How long did they last? Why were they closed?

Some of, IMO, the more interesting ones:


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Nothing like a good theological debate; Lasted 12 pages before getting the boot.

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Lasted 5 pages; Pretty surprising it took that long for the conversation to devolve into... you guessed it... a pure racial debte.

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4 pages, same result as above.

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10 pages, same result again.

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10 pages, seems like a combo of **** talk mixed with flaming that did this one in.

 

[L3ggy]

Some that are no longer in thread lists.

 

[LukeEl]

Lately it would be the MT25 100 Posts Retirement thread, he sucks.

 

[meesterperfect]

this one

 

[jod0565]

I'll add this before this thread is closed.

48 pages, 1 year and 4 months old, 1,199 posts:

The great Random Vid / Clips thread:
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[BlueBalls]

My "Slow Night" thread where a bunch of us just posted random **** for about 5 pages before the powers that be shut it down (assholes!).

I can't seem to find it though. I guess it was deleted.

 

[PlumpRump]

this one

I figured someone would give that answer before too long. Doesn't qualify, though... this thread isn't closed.

 

[316sherm]

I don't know, cus is fucking CLOSED!

 

[meesterperfect]

I figured someone would give that answer before too long. Doesn't qualify, though... this thread isn't closed.

yeah, that was pretty predictable i guess.
i don't have a favorite though.
most of them sucked anyway so i just forgot them.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

In a day or two it might be this one. But probably not.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Hands down the "if a God exists" thread. I can't believe I didn't get ****** while that little gem was still open.

 

[GregCentauro]

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[shayd]

Too many to recount.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

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4 pages, same result as above.

:rofl2:

 

[Lungzyn]

The recent BangBros thread reminded me of this classic
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[knowone]

Why was xxxxx ******? Those get shut down real quick.

 

[The Grasshopper]

Here's a couple good ones:

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:1orglaugh :rofl2:

 

[PirateKing]

The one that Plasma closed, because it was his first and hilariously premature.

This one might be his second. He's so excited.

 

[maildude]

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:1orglaugh :rofl2:

Two that will go down in infamy.

 

[tartanterrier]

Probably most of them as they gave me a laugh