Your dream of celebrating long vacation/holidays

Maggie Green

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Yeah, I don't mind looking at naked chicks. Even if they don't look that good. Naked dudes, however, is another story. The only time I want to see a naked man is when he's going to fuck me. I don't need to see pot bellies with small limp cocks jiggling around. Gives me the heebie jeebies.
 

Harley Spencer

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Yeah, I don't mind looking at naked chicks. Even if they don't look that good. Naked dudes, however, is another story. The only time I want to see a naked man is when he's going to fuck me. I don't need to see pot bellies with small limp cocks jiggling around. Gives me the heebie jeebies.

Yeah... if we could just get Chris Hemsworth on the nude beach, I'd be so there.

Though I'm really not that opposed to seeing guys naked. I don't mind, but I don't go out of my way for it.
 
Nude beaches are usually nasty. I don't care to go look at a bunch of flaccid penises. :flaccid:

Oh tell me about it! I went to the beach in Spain once and although it wasn' a nudist beach, it was literally full of naked old people :eek: who didn't mind waving their genitals all over the damn beach.
Almost had to go to therapy after that...
 

tartanterrier

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I think you folks are talking about USA beaches :cool: checking the google, seems Croatia has world's best Nude beaches (swinging parties there as well :D)

Being 13 in Makarska I learned how to covertly spy on naked females on the beach.Until later that week we took a boat ride along the coast,only for my mother to realise why we kept drifting up the coast on our inflatable bed things :facepalm:

I think my dream holiday would be doing a drive or train ride from NYC to Seattle and i'd quite like to do an Alaskan cruise too before I kick the bucket :)
 

Maggie Green

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Anyway, to actually answer the OP's question...I would love to spend weeks island hopping in Hawaii or take a long cruise. I've been on three cruises and have my next one already booked for March but I wish I could take off for weeks at a time. Although I'd miss my dogs too much!
 
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