Your best cumshot?

[JR7]

Share your best/funniest cumshot:

Mine was I went on a few dates with a very tall girl. We were 69-ing for about an hour, and during a break from her sucking my cock she remained seated on my face while she just jerked me off. I figured I'd blow my load so she wouldn't have to swallow or get facialized. However, I had been delaying so long that my shot was so powerful, and it launched over feet of abdomen, torso and neck to land on her chin. So much for trying to spare her the facial. Of course she had little warning because my mouth was wrapped around her pussy at the time, so no "cum announcement." She was a hell of a sport though, jerking me off until the last spurt.

 

[ForumModeregulator]

Share your best/funniest cumshot:

Mine was I went on a few dates with a very tall girl. We were 69-ing for about an hour, and during a break from her sucking my cock she remained seated on my face while she just jerked me off. I figured I'd blow my load so she wouldn't have to swallow or get facialized. However, I had been delaying so long that my shot was so powerful, and it launched over feet of abdomen, torso and neck to land on her chin. So much for trying to spare her the facial. Of course she had little warning because my mouth was wrapped around her pussy at the time, so no "cum announcement." She was a hell of a sport though, jerking me off until the last spurt.

Was your first attempt not hyperbolized enough?

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=429777

 

[DJCowboy]

When I cum inside her and a child doesn't come out 9 months later. Those are the best :thumbsup:

 

[JR7]

Ha Forummoderegulator - I got an error message after that original post - I thought it didn't take so I re-entered it. I'm glad both are there - hopefully we'll get some good replies on each thread.

 

[CurtJa]

Umm...the one that felt the best for me at the time? When I'm fortunate enough to get laid I don't spend my time planning out an elaborate porn movie ending.

 

[JR7]

Oh you guys need to do better than that? What's the point of being self-righteous on a website like this? This sanctimoniousness is killing the livign shit out of me. If you don't want to add any, fine, but don't waste my time checking this thread just to see your arrogant quips. This isn't imdb. It's a porno/sex blog. There's no room for this kind of judgmentalism. If you don;t like the thread look at one you do or start your own.

 

[GregCentauro]

My best cumshot killed JFK.

 

[ForumModeregulator]

Oh you guys need to do better than that? What's the point of being self-righteous on a website like this? This sanctimoniousness is killing the livign shit out of me. If you don't want to add any, fine, but don't waste my time checking this thread just to see your arrogant quips. This isn't imdb. It's a porno/sex blog. There's no room for this kind of judgmentalism. If you don;t like the thread look at one you do or start your own.

who is being judgmental? What are you talking about?

 

[funkyman]

Mine was when I wanted to cum on my GFs stomach, but because we had first sex after 14 days or so the cumshot was so strong that I cum all over her stomach, but also tits and even face, I remeber how surprised she was

 

[korpse218]

I wouldn't say it was my best but aiming for my GFs tits and missing by going up her nostril, she wasn't too pleased but I found it rather amusing.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I wouldn't say it was my best but aiming for my GFs tits and missing by going up her nostril, she wasn't too pleased but I found it rather amusing.

haha, i've done that before too...she didn't let me live that one down for some time

 

[STDiva]

I shot mine so far it hit my ear once. It was hangin there when my girlfriend walked in and used it as gel.

 

[LukeEl]

Well my best cumshot, shot up to a satellite in orbit and that's the reason you don't see the Spice Channel on Premium Cable anymore.

 

[1ManRevolution]

The one I gave your mom and sister last night was pretty good. Peter Northesq in fact.

 

[JR7]

Funkyman and Korpse - great stories. Hilarious.

 

[squallumz]

we were making a video a week or 2 ago where i actually accidentally shot a stream up her nose. poor girl.

 

[JR7]

Awesome for the shot and for doing it on film.

 

[squallumz]

Awesome for the shot and for doing it on film.

yeah thanks.

working on a little porn site actually.

maybe soon ill let everyone see!

 

[JR7]

That's terrific. I've been trying to get my wife to let me film some penetration/cumshot footage of us on my cellphone. No faces, just genitals. So I can post it on ******** or *******, but she has yet to go for the idea.

 

[squallumz]

That's terrific. I've been trying to get my wife to let me film some penetration/cumshot footage of us on my cellphone. No faces, just genitals. So I can post it on ******** or *******, but she has yet to go for the idea.

yeah, its one of those things. video is pretty new for us. weve done maybe 5-6 scenes so far. shes getting better and better.