You know your porn career is going wrong when...
- Thread starter rjdogma
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Ha ha, I am amazed at the hot ass he is still getting.
Just looking at him turn's my stomach; and these girl's have to..... :eek: :throwup:
Forget about it.
80's/90's be damned, check out that jurassiccock site, look at him now; he look' fat, bloated and slimy. Those girl's I feel for.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Oh, I agree. He's just flat disgusting now. But even back then, I wanted to fly to SoCal and do an intervention on Christy Canyon. "Baby, you're the Princess of Porn. Why are you allowing that half-man, half ape to even touch your arm???!!!"
But now, short of a serious drug habit... why???????????????
But now, short of a serious drug habit... why???????????????
The Grasshopper
was here
Maybe he's a good fuck? :dunno:
:rofl:
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I can't stand seeing him in a scene, but I'll have to watch one to see if the girl has her eyes closed. :1orglaugh
When the male porn star asks if his dick is in yet..... think about it 
GregCentauro
Banned
... you are booked by Vivid
This guy is sitting on the couch and ready to go as your partner for the day
http://www.techdigest.tv/Hairy-Man-thumb-400x366.jpg
http://www.techdigest.tv/Hairy-Man-thumb-400x366.jpg
...nobody at FreeOnes knows who you are...nor cares to!
When nobody wants to film a scene with you, so you have to CGI your partner into the scene.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
......when you find boils all over your cock :eek:
...... when you cum and the only thing that comes out is a little flag with the word "bang" on it. (Credit to Glenn Quagmire of Family Guy) :thumbsup:
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
(NOTE: Many of these actually could deal with "You know your porn career has gone on too long when...)
...threads keep popping up on FreeOnes asking if you have retired - and you just released your normal 12 new videos this week.
...one word: BangBus.
...the director complains about your sagging tits, saying you need implants - and you got some 15 years ago.
...when you appear on set, you hear whispers of "I thought he was dead!"
...some of your old costars start dying of natural causes.
...most of your DVDs begin with the words "Grandpa bangs a..."
...Randy West and Sharon Mitchell call you "old man".
...threads keep popping up on FreeOnes asking if you have retired - and you just released your normal 12 new videos this week.
...one word: BangBus.
...the director complains about your sagging tits, saying you need implants - and you got some 15 years ago.
...when you appear on set, you hear whispers of "I thought he was dead!"
...some of your old costars start dying of natural causes.
...most of your DVDs begin with the words "Grandpa bangs a..."
...Randy West and Sharon Mitchell call you "old man".
Wow... the day I get here and do not realize it... someone PLEASE PM me...
