Wow... the day I get here and do not realize it... someone PLEASE PM me... 
You know your porn career is going wrong when...
- Thread starter rjdogma
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1. When even Max Hardcore won't return your calls
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Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
This has to be the funniest thread of the year.:1orglaugh:rofl:
.... Bill Clinton won't even jerk off to your movies anymore.
..... the girl you're performing with has more hair on her pussy than you do on your head.
.... they release your movies exclusively on BetaMax.
From a male perspective: when it's 2009 and you have to go down on Lisa Lipps
When your in the middle of a scene and the director says relax...
http://www.teeniegf.com/fhg/1126/029/06.jpg
while he sends an assisiant to the nearest office supply store with $100.
http://www.teeniegf.com/fhg/1126/029/06.jpg
while he sends an assisiant to the nearest office supply store with $100.
"yeah. I'm looking for a pocket protector...in brown or black...and ah..whats your return policy?"
... your system has built up such a tolerance to viagra it no longer has any effect after downing a full bottle.
... your ejaculate comes out as puffs of dust.
or
... when you cum, the sperm union rep pops out of your japseye waving a white flag.
... the director shouts "Action!" ... after you've cum.
... your ejaculate comes out as puffs of dust.
or
... when you cum, the sperm union rep pops out of your japseye waving a white flag.
... the director shouts "Action!" ... after you've cum.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
...you HAVE a porn career?
When you are caught on camera having a meth meltdown during a porn shoot because they want to take some pictures and you scream and curse about having your period and storm off the set. Chasey Lain
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