You can blow yourself? Tell us how.
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bigbadbrody
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Wtf kinda thread is this:dunno:
I have to feel very sorry for someone who has to start a thread like this.
I have to feel very sorry for someone who has to start a thread like this.
No, I wouldn't blow myself.
I'd rather see a bump on the old thread but my first choice would be to talk about something else. :dunno:
Sorry.
dave_rhino
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Fuck, he was only asking a damn question. He didn't say he did it, or ever wanted to do it. Like you've never been curious about shit like this.
He doesn't need anyone feeling sorry for him, grow up.
BNF
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If the mouth over it is gay then yes, I guess it would be. But, it would be your own mouth....
I still don't see what the big deal is... when I'm up and ready I always hit my chin with it anyway...
By your logic playing with yourself is gay then, since you handling a penis after all.
Touché
dave_rhino
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Don't bother calling Tunsty... Crazy Thread Poll is over...
No more superheroes for us
No more superheroes for us
From a logical standpoint I don't think there is a secret to it. You probably would simply have to have a very abnormally flexible back. Maybe it would help slightly if the person was taller, because you might have a little more leeway with your body. It doesn't seem like something a normal person would be able to do without injury. If you try it just don't throw a part of your body out and get stuck in that position. :1orglaugh
You'd need to be very supple and flexible as well as having probably an above average sized penis to be able to manage. If I could do it, I'd definately try it out but I know that I can't so I'm not going to risk straining my back over something that most likely isn't all that good...
This is fuckin nasty. Would you be asking this if all of us were in the same damn room hangin out drinkin beers, watchin a ball game? I think you would get the WTF look and everyone would be thinkin your ass was gay. Go get a fuckin girl and if she doesn't do it enough go get another one and so on...... Why would you wanna blow your load in your own mouth?
That's the magic of the internet. Anonymity removes your inhibitions better than alcohol... without the vomiting and morning headache.
It's better than talking to a therapist because even if you are judged... who frickin' cares. There's not condescending look. No wondering if that finger and the following giggle is because of you.
So would I ask this hanging out drinking beers with you? I wouldn't... be drinking beers with you. Just like I wouldn't watch porn with you. Or even thinking about fucking/wanking around you. That's the distinction between reality and virtual reality.
dave_rhino
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Damn, I gave you positive rep instead of negative, oh well the message was clear.
There are lots of things you wouldn't say infront of your buddies while watching the game. That's the beauty of an online forum, no one knows you, and no one cares. Well, except little bitches like yourself.
Do you masturbate? You use your own hand for masturbation? Good lord, you must be faggot...
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
:1orglaugh uh oh! the double standard!
This conversation reminds me of Clerks so much...
But back on topic - some of the contorionists (bad spelling, sorry) must have give this a shot...I can imagine a new porn niche now....the Self Suckers...
But back on topic - some of the contorionists (bad spelling, sorry) must have give this a shot...I can imagine a new porn niche now....the Self Suckers...
Well this is topic is a bit strange but to all the people saying wtf i'm sure the thought has crossed your mind. At the end of the day Ron Jeremy's quote is funny but flawed, as i'm sure everyone here spanks the monkey. So we're touching a dick but it's our own. As is the case obviously for blowing on it. Honestly, If I could, i'd try it.
They actually had a skit on this very subject on Saturday Night Live some years back where Will Ferrell was playing a guy who took yoga for a long time just to become flexible enough to suck his own dick. During the skit his head was inside his sweats.
The other guys in class looked at the teacher and said we want to learn how to do that.
I just found it, check it out:
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/185606/jokeid/34434
The other guys in class looked at the teacher and said we want to learn how to do that.
I just found it, check it out:
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/185606/jokeid/34434
