You can blow yourself? Tell us how.

[pathfinder]

I didn't want to title the thread "Can you blow yourself?" since it would easily fill up with no answers. But I would like to know if there is anyone here who can and if so how the hell?



This isn't a "If you could blow yourself would you?" Thread, although I'm sure that's been done here before.

 

[squallumz]

i had 2 dreams in my life where i could and in both it was disappointing. im not interested in it anyway. i seen it done before. in real life. its nasty, especially with the kid who did it. *shudders*

 

[member006]

I didn't want to title the thread "Can you blow yourself?" since it would easily fill up with no answers. But I would like to know if there is anyone here who can and if so how the hell?



This isn't a "If you could blow yourself would you?" Thread, although I'm sure that's been done here before.

Why in the hell would you want to know that? :dunno:I guess again its a guy thing.

 

[Aegis]

I haven't tried it myself, but this did remind me of the vid in this thread:
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=78089


A couple of weeks ago I read a letter for a sex expert about this. The answer was to lie on your back/neck and have your legs and lower body elevated against a wall. Apparantly that's better for you than if you just try bend down really far. :dunno:

 

[pathfinder]

Why in the hell would you want to know that? :dunno:I guess again its a guy thing.

Same reason people searched for the Holy Grail.
well it certainly isn't a girl thing... since you haven't got a penis you couldn't possibly know... although why do some girls just love to blow guys? They must get something out of it as well.

 

[dave_rhino]

Why in the hell would you want to know that? :dunno:I guess again its a guy thing.

It's just curiosity LL, most humans suffer from it. Don't look into it too much.

 

[Iamforever]

dont feel like risking a broken neck or back. wont try it and dont care either.

 

[dave_rhino]

I think Ron Jeremy once said something like:

Well, half of you is thinking "Great i'm getting a blowjob", but the other half is saying "Oh god, Im sucking a dick..."

 

[MADIronMaiden]

That's sick man...Even if its your dick...It still a dick...ukey:

Each to their own!

 

[BeSweet]

5 years ago i saw a short video from a guy who can do this.
but why suck your own dick? :dunno:

 

[sandee's_fun]

I'm glad that I can't !

 

[dave_rhino]

5 years ago i saw a short video from a guy who can jerk his own dick.
but why jerk your own dick? :dunno:

Do you see my point?

 

[member006]

My second instinct is to say the first thing half of you say in all the other threads.

Anybody "GOT ANY PICS?"

LL

 

[dave_rhino]

And i'd repeat the same advice you have given others in the past, Google it

I just did, and believe me, it wasn't pretty...

 

[BeSweet]

Do you see my point?

yes

"Well, half of you is thinking "Great i'm getting a blowjob", but the other half is saying "Oh god, Im sucking a dick..." beautifully written :thumbsup:

but in the video i have seen was NO ron jeremy

 

[dave_rhino]

The one with Ron Jeremy is being talked about right now on another part of the forum, also with video...

Watch at your own risk!

 

[member006]

And i'd repeat the same advice you have given others in the past, Google it

I just did, and believe me, it wasn't pretty...

Do you think I don't use my own advice? lol I meant pics of you guys. It was just a little ha ha.

I'm sure its not a pretty sight, is a funny thought though.

LL:angels:

 

[dave_rhino]

I'll do my best for you...




*bends down*



*breaks back*



*realises he didn't even have the camera ready...*

 

[ilovelenka]

tried but could only get the tip in.

 

[BNF]

I haven't tried it myself, but this did remind me of the vid in this thread:
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=78089


A couple of weeks ago I read a letter for a sex expert about this. The answer was to lie on your back/neck and have your legs and lower body elevated against a wall. Apparantly that's better for you than if you just try bend down really far. :dunno:

I can't remember where I (passively!!!) read it, but it can be dangerous to rest your body weight on your neck and spine in that position. The case was about a kid that got paralyzed doing it.... his mother found him... :uohs: :blowjob:

I can't wait for someone to bring up chiropractic solutions....