You are in a bank - it is being robbed - what do you do?

[Psychology]

Take down the guys and steal some money for myself. I play the neutral role in life.

 

[don_equis]

I will pray and Obama or the Obama Girl will come to the rescue!

 

[ChefChiTown]

You are in a bank - it is being robbed - what do you do?

I would thoroughly **** my pants. Not only out of pure and utter fear, but also in the hopes that the smell would be rancid enough to deter the bank robbers and cause them to go away.

 

[don_equis]

I would thoroughly **** my pants. Not only out of pure and utter fear, but also in the hopes that the smell would be rancid enough to deter the bank robbers and cause them to go away.

That's a good tactic but I heard it only works in the jail so that way they won't buts yer cherry....lol

 

[Riffy]

I would also soil my underwear, but within weeks my story of the bank robbery would change somewhat.....

friend- "so i hear you were in the bank the other week when it got robbed"
me- "yes but i don't like talking about it"
friend - "oh why? come on tell us."
me- "ok then. i created a "diversion" hoping one of the guards could mount a surprise ******"
friend- "wow! did it work?"
me- "sadly no. the guard wimped out on me"
friend- "what was your diversion?"
me- "hey look i gotta go! late for work"

 

[BlueSpyder]

i would hit the ground i ain't gonna mess with anyone who has a *** my fists vs. bullets wouldn't be the smartest idea.

 

[black amal]

What you dont do is try to be a hero. Just hit the deck and pretend that your napping. Thats what Id do

 

[Sicario]

If a bank is being help up, I'm pretty sure 99.75% of us are too chicken **** to do anything anyway. It reminds me of the lyrics to an NWA song, 'Who's the man with the master plan? A n**** with a mutha fuckin' ***!'.

 

[black amal]

Yea but some people watch to many movies and TV in general. You know what I mean...