Yes or No: Is Magic Real?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I used to say, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick, if I was pissed at you.

My thoughts of her already being fucked....was by a higher *****. Just in case no one got it.

After she got fucked she purchased a ****. Then she get sent to the wrong side of the cornfield for being a witch.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Bubb,

Jackie Stallone: You Fuck Her Or No?

Only if I could rent your dick with full insurance coverage.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Only if I could rent your dick with full insurance coverage.

I've hired a few GILFs in my day but you're gonna have to pay me some big bucks to fuck a woman who's been dead over a year who was already too old for fuckin' for 35 years while she was still alive.

I may need some inspiration so I can get fully turned on...

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

I would but all my money is tied up in cash. In my back pocket.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I would but all my money is tied up in cash. In my back pocket.

Just a little extra rope and your savings is gone.

Do I still have to fuck Jackie Stallone's decomposing gelatin-like corpse? She's turning into a pile of petrified goop.

 

[gmase]

Just a little extra rope and your savings is gone.

Do I still have to fuck Jackie Stallone's decomposing gelatin-like corpse? She's turning into a pile of petrified goop.

That would be real magic.

 

[gmase]

Just a little extra rope and your savings is gone.

Do I still have to fuck Jackie Stallone's decomposing gelatin-like corpse? She's turning into a pile of petrified goop.

My palate needs cleansed.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

That would be real magic.

I'm afraid my magic wand would be like pushing wet spaghetti against a brick wall if any more of Jackie's flesh falls off the bone.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

My palate needs cleansed.

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You'd have to be the Lord Of Illusions to make me believe she still has boobs. They Kaitlyn Jenner'd those udders off 20 years ago.

 

[sj1]

Angels 6
Orioles 10
Final. Damn close to magic.

 

[VillellaMcMeans]

Angels 6
Orioles 10
Final. Damn close to magic.

Bad beat for me too at -220☹️

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Bad beat for me too at -220☹️

You guys betting on baseball? That's one sport I don't think I've bet on yet. Too unpredictable for me.

Go Dodger Blue though. I pretty much grew up at Dodger Stadium.

 

[minx89]

Magic as in parlor tricks? Or literally raising people from the dead?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Magic as in parlor tricks?

Or literally raising people from the dead?

 

[VillellaMcMeans]

You guys betting on baseball? That's one sport I don't think I've bet on yet. Too unpredictable for me.

Go Dodger Blue though. I pretty much grew up at Dodger Stadium.

Haha yeah, Dodgers doing good this year good game last night winning in 16, I hoping Toronto will go far though - gogogo Blue Jays👍

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Jeeze, I **** off for just a minute and this becomes a betting and Baseball thread.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Haha yeah, Dodgers doing good this year good game last night winning in 16, I hoping Toronto will go far though - gogogo Blue Jays👍

Hope you get to catch a few games up there. I remember way back when the Toronto Blue Jays and Seattle Mariners first came into the MLB. Since Montreal took off to Washington DC the Blue Jays might as well be called Team Canada since they are the only team in Canada. Good you support your team.

Speaking of Toronto the Maple Leafs are a classic franchise. I wish I knew more about Hockey. My ****** was from Detroit and told me great stories of his youth playing hockey on frozen ponds. Red Wings all day long.

 

[sj1]

Sorry to hear, as soon as the game was over I was thinking how many people lost money.

 

[VillellaMcMeans]

Sorry to hear, as soon as the game was over I was thinking how many people lost money.

Thanks man, win some lose some🍻

 

[VillellaMcMeans]

Hope you get to catch a few games up there. I remember way back when the Toronto Blue Jays and Seattle Mariners first came into the MLB. Since Montreal took off to Washington DC the Blue Jays might as well be called Team Canada since they are the only team in Canada. Good you support your team.

Speaking of Toronto the Maple Leafs are a classic franchise. I wish I knew more about Hockey. My ****** was from Detroit and told me great stories of his youth playing hockey on frozen ponds. Red Wings all day long.

Yeah Leafs are original 6👍, too bad Expos left too DC, Blue Jays are lonely up north the the Raptors haha🍻