Yes I am a virgin

[tittenman]

Well?

 

[skechers]

Harken!

Dos thow devine a tinkle upon the morning breeze? Me thinks the icecream truck approaches, verily.... Riders, make haste! Take up your reigns lads! Tis Creamsicles for ye this blighted day!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I bet he could kick your fantasy ass though and bang the princess!

Fanfic, losing virginity one word at a time.

 

[johnjjjohn]

oh yes

 

[PrimeGuy]

Lightning bolt!

Or whatever.

 

[Arizonabanana]

Lmfao

 

[Arizonabanana]

that made my day

 

[BlueBalls]

Nah, he's probably got his wife and five children locked in the basement whilst he’s out playing.

To keep them safe of course. It's not that he's a weirdo or anything.

 

[StanScratch]

He probably knows all the words to Monty Python's In Search Of The Holy Grail, too!


Oh. Wait. I know all the words to Monty Python's In Search Of The Holy Grail. Fuck.

 

[PretoDragao]

:rofl2:

 

[Will E Worm]

How do you know?

Chainmail is impdaddy

 

[slasher]

:rofl:

 

[hillhopper]

Don't go walking on the ice, there Bubba!

 

[Cutie]

I would say that he is a level 35 virgin. lol

 

[arianajoladdict]

ha loser

 

[coffeeandporn]

you mock the LARPers but when the apocalypse comes we have combat experience

 

[PrimeGuy]

you mock the LARPers but when the apocalypse comes we have combat experience

in throwing lightning bolts?

 

[biomech]

:rofl: Sweet.

 

[feller469]

did they have glasses back in the Hobbit days?

 

[Lungzyn]

in throwing lightning bolts?

Obviously :1orglaugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ04mfAY2BU