Yellow Penis

[delboy65]

Yellow Penis

"I'm baffled by your yellow penis" said the Dr. to his patient.
"Does aqnyone else in your ****** have this condition?"
The patient replied, "No."
"Do you handle chemicals at work?"
"I don't work. I'm unemployed."
"Well, what do you do all day?"
"Oh, I mostly sit around watching porno movies, eating Quavers"

(Now 'belfastsixpack' I hope that you found this one particularly funny!?)

 

[al84]

I've heard a different variation of this joke, but an orange penis and eating Cheetos instead.

 

[hedonis]

I've heard a different variation of this joke, but an orange penis and eating Cheetos instead.

Same here. :thumbsup:

H

 

[slowhand]

LoL.

 

[tartanterrier]

Yeah.The one I heard was when a guy was complaining
that he kept producing red **** every time he had to go.
But he'd drinking red wine all day & watching S & M

 

[KingShlong1757680925]

I've heard the Cheetos version before as well...

Reminds me of a **** in the hall skit where one of the guys says "ever have one of those days where you just want to sit around, masturbate and eat corn chips."

 

[belfastsixpack]

very nice :thumbsup: