He could have been a blow job, and the world would have been better for it.
That's funny! I like that. Yeah, I bet his *** (assuming he knows who his *** is) wishes he'd either gotten a blowjob or used a condom.
If MTV, or anyone else, offered me a spot on a "reality" TV show, I'd tell them to go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. The hell with the money; I don't want a TV camera crew within arm's length of me all day. More to the point, as far as I'm concerned, this reality TV dreck is a large contributor to the dumbing down of America, and I want nothing to do with that.
And right there you absolutely nailed it. I do watch one or two of the car restoration shows every now & again. But almost all the others, yeah, I do cheer for these talking chimps to go down in flames. I pay more than I should have to for satellite TV. And pretty much EVERY channel is polluted by reality TV **** - even CNBC (owned by the same company that owns the Bravo "He-Ho" channel that features all **** all the time). Some are more retarded than others, but they're all designed to appeal to the least common denominators among us.
And it's nothing to do with New Jersey. That's just where this latest pair of oxygen thieves reside. But I've made plenty of fun of the ones from Atlanta, Miami and L.A. too. But since I don't watch them religiously, I don't always know which one of them has stuck their foot in the ****, until they hit Google News.
As far as envy... envious of what??? Money? Would you act like a semi-trained monkey and be the object of derision and a source of shame for your ****** for even $9 million (or whatever his very temporary pay check was)? :dunno: Hell no, I wouldn't either! They're both going to jail and Joey Giudice's happy ass is going to get deported back to Italy once he gets out. "Tresa" and her thug-wannabe hubby are bankrupt. That's how the dumb bitch wound up in Federal court (tax evasion and fraud). Same with
THE Sich-i-ation. Envious of that??? On the one hand, I'm glad they
were making money, cause other wise that would have been two
more breeders that I'd have to pay taxes to support, along with their little bug-eyed, freakish ********. But on the other hand, I (we) have to pay to prosecute and jail them when they fuck up - which is all but inevitable. I gotta make fun of them. Maybe if more of them crash & burn, fewer people will act like them and follow their (bad) example... and maybe there will be one or two channels that I can watch at some point (without getting sick to my stomach).