Well, wait a minute, Mr. Porn0Lover. Did you know porn is fake? That man with the twelve-inch dick isn't actually a plumber, he's just a guy wearing overalls and carrying a tool box. That married couple don't actually love each other - in fact, married people rarely tear each other's clothes off and have anal on the kitchen floor. And most suprisingly, you might be amazed to find out that Hannah Hilton is acting in all of her scenes!
Sorry to break it to you, son. Porn is 100% fake, but I bet you'll still be watching it tomorrow, and the day after, because it's entertaining and a fun way to spend some time. Kind of like pro wrestling for some people.
Wait...porn is fake????
Way to ruin my fantasy man!!!!!!