wtf is wrong with my penis??

Wainkerr99

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Ya see a doc., if you can afford to! Could just be tiredness, stress, not enough veggies. Didn' I TELL you to eat yo broccoli boy? Seriously, it could just be temporary.
 
yes i ejaculate with a soft cock it sucks in fact right there in bed i could feel i was horny even though my penis was soft in its normal form(like it would be if i was shivering in icy-cold) and i started jacking it entirely soft and tiny and the sperm started building up and simultaneously i came as it grew to about a 20% semi!!!!!!

Am I the only one not buying this?
 
serisouly, you cant just jack off 2-3 times a day. To repetitive and boring (unless your really bored)

Been there done that.

Now I usually whack off 1 time a day. Can usally get rock hard especially when I am really horny. But overall it just depends on the mood.

Wait till you get to about 40, not only will you not be able to get hard, you wont be able to cum either.

Just slow down, use extra lotion, and pick your spots. youshould be good.

Either that or ask your doctor for some magic blue pills.
 
Its probably just because either you're jacking off WAY to much, or youre missing vitamins or somethin.

Try not jackin off as much and if this problem continues, see a doc.
 
Wait till you get to about 40, not only will you not be able to get hard, you wont be able to cum either.

LOL
Say what??
Sorry Magnet. I tried not to laugh but what you wrote is so bizarre (and incorrect) that I kinda couldn't help it :)
 
The original poster also needs to see a doctor, rather than coming to a porn message board to ask for medical advice :dunno:

D O C T O R

It's a trained medical professional who can help you figure out what's wrong, and fix it if he can. Here, we can tell you to go to the doctor, and make fun of you. You don't want that, do you? :hatsoff:

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Am I the only one not buying this?

ffs you picked a good time to not buy it because i am now trying to go with the advice of going another while without touching my penis but if that doesnt work maybe i will do a soft penis ejaculation on cam so then you will believe me and i will write something on my penis just to please you although it is small and i wont fit much on it!!!!
 
The original poster also needs to see a doctor, rather than coming to a porn message board to ask for medical advice :dunno:

D O C T O R

It's a trained medical professional who can help you figure out what's wrong, and fix it if he can. Here, we can tell you to go to the doctor, and make fun of you. You don't want that, do you? :hatsoff:

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yes it is very embarrassing

i ma going to go some days without touching my penis and if i still cant get hard then i will talk to a doctor.

normally i would talk to my mother who is a doctor but in this case i go outside.
 
ok just there i was on wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf? and i had a proper erection and came. i think i was being paranoid. and this confirms what i was saying, the cople of weeks ago i remember i had a proper rock hard erection after goign 7 days.
 
I'm sure I speak for the entire freeones community when I tell you how joyous I am at your good news, and how grateful I am that you shared the details with us. I don't think I could have slept not knowing whether you came or not.
 
I'm sure I speak for the entire freeones community when I tell you how joyous I am at your good news, and how grateful I am that you shared the details with us. I don't think I could have slept not knowing whether you came or not.

I could not agree more bodie. Now if he can keep us updated, that would be fantastic!

We need all details! Would it be great to not only hear about every time you come, but maybe let us know next time you have a bowel movement.
 

José_3

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Wait till you get to about 40, not only will you not be able to get hard, you wont be able to cum either.
Either you're not 40 and talking out of your arse, or you are 40 and have a serious problem?

I'll be 68 in about three weeks time, I still get wood that lasts and I don't need little blue pills.
I've tried them a few times, but don't like the side effects.

The only pill that works for me is Cialis, but I only use them at swinger parties, because they help me to get a second and third erection on the same night.
 
Now if he can keep us updated, that would be fantastic! Would it be great to not only hear about every time you come, but maybe let us know next time you have a bowel movement.

Don't forget to include when he passes gas as well. We need more well rounded facts. :nanner:
 
ok just there i was on wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf? and i had a proper erection and came. i think i was being paranoid. and this confirms what i was saying, the cople of weeks ago i remember i had a proper rock hard erection after goign 7 days.

So you went 39 hours without jerking, astounding!
 
plzzzzzz go see a doctor dude...idk wtf is up but it could be all the ppl tellin u the excessive masturbating. i say give it a rest for a while and if u dont get hard again def. ssee a doctor and tell him whats up.
gl dude
 
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