Mariahxxx
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I don't get it. I'm from one of the best AND worst states in the country, California. Horrible traffic, crowded as a mutha fucka, horrible economics, high taxes with very little in return, yet beautiful and the most geographically diverse state in the USA. I am from there, yes. But do I pledge my loyalty to it and claim it to be the best? of course not. Who gives a fuck about being so proud of the state from which you come?
Let's take Texas for example. Businessmen in suits wearing cowboy boots? Really? The way they proclaim their undying devotion for their state even though it's governed by a clueless bible beating dip shit is amazing to me. One of the congressman recently claimed that he can finally provide real proof that abortion should be illegal BECAUSE FETUSES AS YOUNG AS 15 WEEKS MASTURBATE IN THE WOMB!!!!!!!!!!!
People from New York are the rudest loudest most obnoxious in the country. I can say this because my entire family is from Brooklyn. New Yorkers who live in Florida will be the first to tell you how great New York is, and I always ask "then why are you living in Florida?" they rarely have an answer other than the weather.
People from Boston have the WORST accents (plus the fucking Red Sox), with Chicago being a very close second barely beating out anyone from the south. people who say shit like "I ain't got none" are sinking the south in the accent contest, but the south has an entirely different pride that is just as stupid and senseless as those Texas chili-eating meat heads. The south flies confederate flags, proudly. License plate brackets say "the south will rise again" what exactly are they wanting to rise?? the only thing they lost in the war was the right to own other people. So other than wishing to once again own them a fleet of big buck ******s and house Mammi's, what else could they be proclaiming???
You don't hear people from the Dakotas bragging much, or Iowa or Ohio or Michigan. It seems to be these 4 or 5 states / regions that seem to have some stupid love affair with their home state. taxes is brutally hot in the summer, most of it is flat as a 6 year old girl and has horrible crime and illegals clogging the system, not to mention GW Bush lives there. California cripples people's hopes of starting a business and also has illegals draining the states economy. New York is just a giant garbage dump with pockets of nice areas and a lot of good restaurants. People from Jersey can't proclaim their loyalty and love because of those tanning bed buffoons on that stupid TV show, and well, because of Newark and Trenton being the murder capitals of the north east.
If you have some love affair with your home state let's hear why. Let's hear what make your state better than the others.
and by the way, if you refer to California as "Cali" then you're a douche. No one FROM California calls it Cali. You're just showing your lame attempt at sounding hip.
Let's take Texas for example. Businessmen in suits wearing cowboy boots? Really? The way they proclaim their undying devotion for their state even though it's governed by a clueless bible beating dip shit is amazing to me. One of the congressman recently claimed that he can finally provide real proof that abortion should be illegal BECAUSE FETUSES AS YOUNG AS 15 WEEKS MASTURBATE IN THE WOMB!!!!!!!!!!!
People from New York are the rudest loudest most obnoxious in the country. I can say this because my entire family is from Brooklyn. New Yorkers who live in Florida will be the first to tell you how great New York is, and I always ask "then why are you living in Florida?" they rarely have an answer other than the weather.
People from Boston have the WORST accents (plus the fucking Red Sox), with Chicago being a very close second barely beating out anyone from the south. people who say shit like "I ain't got none" are sinking the south in the accent contest, but the south has an entirely different pride that is just as stupid and senseless as those Texas chili-eating meat heads. The south flies confederate flags, proudly. License plate brackets say "the south will rise again" what exactly are they wanting to rise?? the only thing they lost in the war was the right to own other people. So other than wishing to once again own them a fleet of big buck ******s and house Mammi's, what else could they be proclaiming???
You don't hear people from the Dakotas bragging much, or Iowa or Ohio or Michigan. It seems to be these 4 or 5 states / regions that seem to have some stupid love affair with their home state. taxes is brutally hot in the summer, most of it is flat as a 6 year old girl and has horrible crime and illegals clogging the system, not to mention GW Bush lives there. California cripples people's hopes of starting a business and also has illegals draining the states economy. New York is just a giant garbage dump with pockets of nice areas and a lot of good restaurants. People from Jersey can't proclaim their loyalty and love because of those tanning bed buffoons on that stupid TV show, and well, because of Newark and Trenton being the murder capitals of the north east.
If you have some love affair with your home state let's hear why. Let's hear what make your state better than the others.
and by the way, if you refer to California as "Cali" then you're a douche. No one FROM California calls it Cali. You're just showing your lame attempt at sounding hip.
