WTF is female ejaculation?

[Vlad The Impaler]

The greatest gift God gave man. If you can find a squiter you'll always know when she's faking. The sheets will be dry.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

The greatest gift God gave man. If you can find a squiter you'll always know when she's faking. The sheets will be dry.

Gift? Please, if anything she'll bitch after because she now has to do the laundry.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Gift? Please, if anything she'll bitch after because she now has to do the laundry.

Not in my experience. She'll worship you and do anything you want for the next 10 mins.

 

[pornophile]

Its just vag-spit, to ease your salami in. But in order to produce the gush, you gotta rub the g-spot. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT HAHA!

 

[MIA34]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

Censorship

In the United Kingdom, the British Board of Film Classification has banned films alleged to show female ejaculation, claiming that the expert medical advice they received informed them that there is no such thing as female ejaculation, and therefore it was deemed to show urine (which is prohibited).[90][91] They later stated instead that they do not take any view on whether female ejaculation exists, only claiming that all examples they have seen thus far during classification have been urination during sex.[92] In Australia, a similar view has been taken with regards to Internet Censorship proposals, which ban pornographic websites featuring female ejaculation.[93]

Haha

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Haha

I read that a while ago. Isn't it biologically impossible to piss during sex? I mean have you ever tried to piss inside a woman? It can't be done!

 

[Bearded_Menace]

I read that a while ago. Isn't it biologically impossible to piss during sex? I mean have you ever tried to piss inside a woman? It can't be done!

You are absolutely correct, it can't be done. When the body is anticipating ejaculation, the tube that connects to your bladder is completely shut off while the vas deferens, which delivers the sperm, is wide open. This prevents you from pissing inside the women in turn poisoning her because she was a bad fuck.:nanner:

 

[meesterperfect]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

now i'm even more confused!

 

[grower_boy]

The best it yet to cum..

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

You are absolutely correct, it can't be done. When the body is anticipating ejaculation, the tube that connects to your bladder is completely shut off while the vas deferens, which delivers the sperm, is wide open. This prevents you from pissing inside the women in turn poisoning her because she was a bad fuck.:nanner:

That's funny and informative. How the hell did you know that?

 

[Bearded_Menace]

That's funny and informative. How the hell did you know that?

Eh, college. I fucked around a lot mostly cause I didn't know what I wanted to do with myself, and still don't today but to a lesser extent. I took a lot of biology classes though.

What I said above also explains in part why it is so hard to take a piss with a boner. Most of the time, for me anyway, it acts like a hose pipe with a knot in it. The flow isn't completely impeded plus the pressure is built up so all you get is a sloppy dripping mess.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

How do ya give rep points? I gota give the menace some rep points. But tomorrow cause I'm goin to bed.

 

[BananaPalmer]

The chemical constituent is aqueous cuntium dioxide. It's also found in Sea Squirts.

 

[CadillacD]

The chemical constituent is aqueous cuntium dioxide. It's also found in Sea Squirts.

Aqueous cuntium dioxide...got it, LOL! But what is a Sea Squirt?