I'm not bragging - just telling the truth.............
One day I am at an NFL game and they had trouble with the chains used to measure a First Down. The chains are 10 yards apart but the chains got tangled so they had trouble measuring 10 yards. They saw me in the stands and asked me to cum down to the field. They had the Cheerleaders do nude lap dances and within 20 seconds they were able to measure for a First Down simply by using my erect manhood.
I am being completely honest. Why would I lie? :angels: