>>> Write the funniest caption and win 100 FreeOnes points!

[RodgerBama]

This is good, the airline said their food is made out of Soylent Green to give us extra vitamins and protein.

 

[Mandy Flores]

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Did you notice Hugh Hefner sitting behind us? The plane won't land until he's fucked every last one of us, so eat slow.

 

[Mandy Flores]

"If that's Hugh Hefner in the seat behind me, get his autograph. I'll understand why you spent so much time in the back of the airplane."

I SWEAR i didn't read anyone elses till after I posted mine cause I didn't want to taint my brain with anyone elses observation! LOL Sucks that people will see his first cause mine won't seem near as funny when people have already thought of Hugh

 

[squallumz]

for the the twlight zone fans...






if only i knew how to photoshop. or wasnt so fucking lazy.

http://www.uploadhouse.com/viewfile.php?id=16032297

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

And it begins, welcome to the mile high club.

 

[gotthebiggest1]

"Honey! drop your fork and check out what's under my tray table."

 

[squallumz]

i still cant get over that its fucking william shatner in that episode.

and i dont mean the fucking gremlin.

 

[Sam Fisher]

mmm..... this food is pretty shitty. Ah fuck, here comes Sam Fisher. Let's act like we're sleeping or something.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

 

[L3ggy]

Those that make it Anders on the left?

 

[Hondarobot]

I SWEAR i didn't read anyone elses till after I posted mine cause I didn't want to taint my brain with anyone elses observation! LOL Sucks that people will see his first cause mine won't seem near as funny when people have already thought of Hugh

LOL. The funniest thing is that it not only looks like Hef, he also appears to be persuading the stewardess into considering some intimate photography.

impdaddy

 

[freeones87_1987]

"Could I bother you to help me rub one out?"

 

[Mr. Hyde]

"Fred was a trendsetter in 70's porn mustaches way back in 1964"

 

[Tittyman5000]

The exact moment condoms were conceived :yesyes:

 

[Mr. Hyde]

 

[ApolloBalboa]

"Why did I receive a kosher meal?"

 

[Mr. Hyde]

http://i.imgur.com/MUb9e.jpg

 

[Petra]

Congrats, you get 100 points for making me spit my cappachino out on my computer screen.

There was a load of great captions so everyone who participated will get 25 points!

Stay tuned for another picture!

 

[squallumz]

(coincidentally, petras so-called cappuccino was actually irish whiskey.)

 

[vodkazvictim]

ALLAH HU-AKBAR!!!

I hope that the stewardess will give me some TWA Tea...

Want to find out why they call this style of moustache the pussy tickler?

I know you wanted to fly 1st class, but I wanted you to shave and now look; your minge is stuck on my top lip.

I can still taste the steward in my flavour saver.

I just can't shake the feeling that LurkingDirk is watching me...

We were late taking off because the other engine was making a funny noise and it took them time to find a pilot willing to fly with it...

How much would I have to offer you for a quick blow in the toilet?

Who's flying the plane? The captain has taken the hammer off of the Gremlin and is viciously beating him with it!

That's all I can do off the top of my head I'm afraid.