>>> Write the funniest caption and win 100 FreeOnes points!

[Petra]

Win 100 FreeOnes points to save up and donate towards the Miss FreeOnes grandprize, buy a gallery in myFreeOnes, or save for an item from our shop! If you don't have an account, it's easy to make one! Just register at http://my.freeones.com then come back to the message board and make 5 posts! Your post in this thread counts as 1 post so only 4 more to go!!! EASY!

Rules for Contest

1.) Contest ends Friday, May 4th.

2.) Have at least 5 posts by May 4th.

3.) Post a funny caption for the picture in this thread (no need to put it on the image unless you want to).

Have fun!

 

[Sam Fisher]

"Yep... according to this.... you're pregnant."

 

[SabrinaDeep]

"Babes, my name is Roald and i own Freeones, the company which brands these fine pieces of cutlery"

 

[too fast]

"Are you ladies adding more to this tray?

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

"can you please tell crispin glover to stop kicking my seat? i would do it, but im not very good at confrontations."

 

[Red Spyder]

"Well, after being gropped by those TSA guys, it was nice of them to at least get us dinner."

 

[Gape_Fan]

"I hope no-one uploads this picture to the internet"

 

[Hondarobot]

"If that's Hugh Hefner in the seat behind me, get his autograph. I'll understand why you spent so much time in the back of the airplane."

 

[Fan28]

¡¡¡ Oooooh !!! now I understand why the pilots said they went into a turbulence, what happens is that this food causes people to throw many farts,so don't worry, eat quiet.

 

[bnaked]

"In the event of a water landing, my dong can be used as a flotation device."

 

[brodkill]

Ah... where are we supposed to put the trays when we are done eating?

 

[Buggster]

"Look at this metal knife - 40 years from now - we'll be lucky if they serve us finger food" (Guy in the Front)

 

[feller469]

You know, Ms. Pennington, what happens in Sheboygan, stays in Sheboygan.

 

[StanScratch]

"I do hope you enjoy eating healthy. Nothing like a well-rounded meal to make one feel more energized, correct? I mean, a lot of additional nutrients with you meal can make a ton of difference! Nothing like some extra protein with you daily intake to make you...oh, fuck it. I came on your meal while you were in the bathroom. Cheers!"

 

[bobjustbob]

"How much for the little girl?"

 

[Sam Fisher]

"How about after we land, let's grab a seat at the bar. I'd love to push your stool in for you."

:nannerf1:

 

[Red Spyder]

I don't know why, but that picture just screams Mad Men to me, so..............

Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

"Look, just eat it, ok? Yes, I know it looks like balls but you didn't complain this morning when you nibbled mine"

 

[bobjustbob]

"In order compete with the booming airline industry, Greyhound retooled it's fleet of busses to include an Olive Garden, Starbucks and personal air conditioners. It would take several years before Olive Garden and Starbucks would rebound from this early franchising mistake."

 

[who???]

"Care to join the Mile High Club after dinner?"