Write a personals ad for the person above

[-KING-]

This is a bit like "The Member Above Me..." game, except you wite a personals ad about the person above you

I dont kno who to pick on first, so ill leave it to the next person to start

This is just for fun, so dont get too offensive...lol

 

[squallumz]

single male, looking for a "-QUEEN-" of his own. likes donkeys and burros alike, must have sense of humour and nice teeth. enjoys tupac and adriana lima's ass. member #467.

 

[squallumz]

im gonna bump this because i think it has potential, surely someone can write one up for me. im an easy target. dave?? you know whats up.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Single male
Looking for a lady to spend some time with
Must be raven haired and a have a healthy libido

-cs™

 

[bodie54]

Single male -36 - seeks Adele Stephens and Bianca Beauchamp (or their proxys in the form of lookalikes, impersonators or pliable foam) for wild threesome action. Would prefer an active role but is willing to simply watch.
Nicknamed 'Smitty' because of the thousands of times he has registered as Mr. Jones at seedy motels.

 

[Sutekh35]

Full bodied 54 year old seeks fellow porn lover

 

[squallumz]

36 year old "whaler" seeks dart and pool playing, sci-fi/horror film watching, girl to cook with.

(profile!)

 

[member006]

Single male living in the sector 7 slums seeking goth chick that likes great food and kinky sex. Must have at least two tats and five piercings to be considered.

 

[tunsty]

Horny Stamp collector, looking for companion to rub butter into her feet, put up shelves and make coffee on demand.

Likes: daytime TV, Coffee by the bucket, using vegetables in an improper manner.
Dislikes: Paying too much for shoes, men who don't know when to shut up.

Repliers must have own hair/teeth and good stamina.

 

[member006]

Handsome devil with a quick wit. Seeking beautiful woman with none. So she will hang on his every word.

Likes the strange and the bizarre and believes the moon is made of gravy and not cheese. Dislikes being serious.

If you can't write a reply, an X will do as he is not particular.