Wow! Pretty funny **** here
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StanScratch
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I'm laughing all the way to the bank. The sperm bank. That is what I call the sock I shoot my cum into.
Who wants to borrow my socks?
Who wants to borrow my socks?
You should try to sell your jerk off sock at the end of each month to the sperm bank for $500.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
You should try to sell your jerk off sock at the end of each month to the sperm bank for $500.
I have. I have. Another time, I spit into the beaker. That didn't go over very well.
You should try to sell your jerk off sock at the end of each month to the sperm bank for $500.
Strangely, most women would prefer to have sex with the crusty, used sock rather than Stan.
I would like to bang the **** out of her...
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
That sock has seen an unusually lot of action from some of the hottest women in recent decades. When she was still in her prime, Lauren Bacall had her way with that sock, as did Pia Zadora. In a three-month period, it banged all of the original Charlie's Angels cast. Allegedly , it spent a passion-filled foursome with Shannon Tweed, Joan Jett and Tanya Roberts.
However, its best days are behind it, after getting Natalie Portman pregnant a few years ago, her giving birth to a dozen ankle socks.
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big *****
I did more stairing than laughing.:dunno:I'm just saying.
again, need her nude pics!!
StanScratch
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You. Fucking. Bastard.
I thought those were my ankle socks.
They very well could have been. Natalie actually gave birth to several different colors. I hear she is quite the sock slut.
You sure? You sure it wasn't one of the other millions of Asian women???
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
They are, dirk. They are. Not all sock sluts are Natalie Portman. Our Juliette Lewises and Kathy Kenneys need sock love, too. They are willing, they are able...all they need are socks.
