Would you 'Take one for the team...'?

[Kingfisher]

I have in the past...

 

[bodie54]

How/When did you get into my house to take that pic??

Snuck into your house??

Why are you trying to hide the fact you're performing at camwithhim.com?

I would think you'd want the publicity :dunno:

 

[tunsty]

Ahh, touché.

I go both ways My offer is still open by the way

Thanks, but...

It's a BIG step and where will we get a performing seal and 17 gallons of mayonnaise at short notice? :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

Thanks, but...

It's a BIG step and where will we get a performing seal and 17 gallons of mayonnaise at short notice? :dunno:

Dont worry I have them out back just ready and waiting. It has been slightly warm lately so who knows what condition the mayo is in, but the seal is ready and willing.

You know where to find me

 

[boobmanz]

Thanks. Take one for the team, that's a new one for me.
Being a resident of the Dutch capital I always thought I knew the way the English go out: dress poorly, get drunk, make noise and rounding it off by shagging a hooker. :dunno:

 

[Skyraider22]

Down south in the US that is called being a wingman like a polit and his wingman you have to get the ugly one because the person you are with has more sagger or is the more popular one and the really cute bird or person has an ugly friend you have to take because she or he won't leave without them.So yes I would I have done it before in my so called younger days before I got married it is part of it.Once you become the led man or popular you will get wingmen or wingladies and you do your thing but I have put way to much thought into this or it could be the Budweiser Select talking either way that is my:2 cents: So i hoped that helped:thumbsup:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

What follows is from the journal I kept when I was in Brazil about four years ago.

I met some Germans at a bar on a little island and we hit it off. Lars and Frank were visiting their friend Ferdinand, who was interning with Siemens. We shared a few jokes and I learned a little dirty German and hit on some local girls. Ferdie pulled me aside and asked if I was going to be there the next day. I said yeah and he told me his girlfriend was going to come up for a visit and she was going to bring a friend, only her friend wasn't that attractive. Would I entertain her and make the sacrifice. I told him "Sure, I'll play wingman. You're a good enough guy." We started talking about the concept of the Wing Man and I asked him how do you say I'm the Wing Man. I think it was "Ich bin ein Fluegel Mann." My German sucks so that might not be right.

Anyway, the next night I met up with them again and Ferdie introduced me to his girlfriend,Stella. I started in on the whole "Streetcar" thing, you know where Marlon Brando is yelling "STELLA" while standing in the rain? No one got it. But they were good natured about it. Stella introduced me to Inacia, her friend my buddies wanted me to keep occupied. She wasn't the best looking girl I met in Brazil but she had the best body I'd seen in a long time. With her limited English and my limited Portuguese we barely communicated properly but we had a great time. We spent almost every moment of her vacation on the beach, in a bar or in my bed. Nice girl.

 

[keefgan]

pussy is pussy, if shes that bad turn her over and do her doggy

 

[Undertaker]

After a Night out and a Load of pints and Double Vodka,s & Red Bull any Girl will do for me :thumbsup: !

That's reality right there!!!