Would you marry Britney Spears?

[grower_boy]

I'm being serious with this question, and I'd like to know what you guys think. Britney is one of the biggest popstars of all-time and is still churning out hits to this day. She was a sex symbol even before hitting the age of 18, and is arguably the most talked-about ********* of the 21st century.

If Britney was single and you ended up with the chance to marry her, would you do it? Here are some things to consider...

Pros

• Multi-millionaire with millions more coming in
• Successful
• Attractive
• Talented (maybe not in your eyes, but in the eyes of millions)
• Relatively Young (around age 30)

Cons

• Constant media coverage (which spreads to her boyfriends/husbands)
• Questionable personality
• Has been known to cheat
• On the road for much of the year

Other things to consider

• Has had mental breakdowns
• Extensive dating history
• Has 2 ****

So with all that considered...would you do it?

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[GodsEmbryo]

I don't know, I never met the woman. And that's about rule number one when it comes to marriage: you actually have to meet and get to know the woman.

 

[squallumz]

shes always been a joke. end of story.

i dont know why people follow her.

 

[Elwood70]

No.

 

[DudeRulez]

shes always been a joke. end of story.

i dont know why people follow her.

well said !

but to answer the question:
hell NO !

 

[squallumz]

what i dont get is... this dumbass and backstreet boys and all that other garbage came out at the same time.

everyone made fun of it.

then, fast forward a tiny bit and all of the sudden, it was acceptable and cool to like that ****.

 

[MikeyK]

Easy no for me. Even with all her positives she is still crazy. Not worth it.

 

[Will E Worm]

No, she does not look like she used to.

She has ******** from guys who are probably sodomites.

She is dating a multi-millionaire businessman 15 years her senior.

Walking into a public bathroom barefoot was bad as well. :eeew:

:noway:

 

[ragincaucasian]

uh, sign me up.

Smoking hot body and filthy rich.
What? she's "crazy"?
****, all bitches is crazy

 

[bahodeme]

I'll pass. Now Shakira ...:nanner:

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

Yes

 

[claydavis]

No. Fuck no!

 

[Rey C.]

I don't go to loads of company functions these days. But if I decided to try to schmooze with the boys & girls at HQ, it might be nice if my wife didn't take off her shoes, put her feet up on the dinner table and start scratching her cooch. I'm just sayin'.

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[Mayhem]

I'm only saying yes because I have my loser white-boy rap career to think of.

 

[dbradford8589]

No I don't think I would be interested in her.

 

[STDiva]

uh, sign me up.

Smoking hot body and filthy rich.
What? she's "crazy"?
****, all bitches is crazy

This post contains all kinds of truth.

I'm calling bullshit on the people that said no. Except Elwood. If he married Britney Spears, he'd get no....satisfaction? amirite?

 

[squallumz]

i voted no, and i actually mean it. :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

No, she does not look like she used to.

She has ******** from guys who are probably sodomites.

She is dating a multi-millionaire businessman 15 years her senior.

Walking into a public bathroom barefoot was bad as well. :eeew:

:noway:

Sodomites? Please explain this intriguing, yet inappropriate post.

 

[Elwood70]

Why the hell would I marry someone I don't know personally, have never met,and whose existence I'm only aware of through pictures and various other forms of media!?!?!







Now; if you'd said Aria Giovanni or Nikki Nova, my answer would be different.

 

[KillTheIndustry]

10 years ago? Yes.

Now? NOOoo!