Would you? If you had the money?

[ChefChiTown]

leave it to chef to talk shit and insult the OP.

Hey...I just tell it how it is. If what I have to say ends up insulting someone...oh well; they know it's true and the truth hurts.

 

[Skyraider22]

dude go for the porn star :thumbsup:

 

[24788]

Hey guys,

I'm going to Vegas in a couple of weeks. I go several times each year and I usually set aside 3 or 400 for the Spearmint Rhino, in addition to gambling money. I've occasionally let a hooker pick me up in the casino for a quickie HJ/BJ, but that's about it. As luck would have it, I have a couple extra grand to play with this trip. I never called an escort service. So I've been goofing around checking out some of the Las Vegas escort websites. Oh my Gawd!!! There's a bunch of porn stars and centerfold girls listed....Chicks I beat off to on a regular basis.

For two grand I can sit at the poker table for a helluva long, long, time, or I can get my brains fucked out by a pro, or I can fuck a Playboy/Penthouse model.

What would you do? Or is that a stupid question....

In all reality what would you rather do? I think it would be a once in a lifetime kind of an experience for the average Joe like me. I would try it at least once to see if you like it.

I'd rather spend my money on something more important though. I'd buy a brand new wake board, but that's just me.

 

[Analingus]

No strip club for me. I'd drive north and visit the Bunny Ranch.

 

[Magnet]

Play poker and double your money. Then buy two escorts

 

[stampede2873]

I have been to vegas only 8 times, and I have never been for the gambling. I go for the extra curricular nightlife.

The Bunny Ranch is the way to go. If you've got the cash.

Go to the Bunny Ranch website and email the girl you want. Set up the appointment and you WILL have one helluva time.

I never reqretted my time. Spent 2 grand. If I get out there again, I will do it again.

 

[Analingus]

Hey...I just tell it how it is. If what I have to say ends up insulting someone...oh well; they know it's true and the truth hurts.

Your truth. Not THE truth. Learn it, love it, live it.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Your truth. Not THE truth. Learn it, love it, live it.

A) I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, Mr. Miyagi.
B) My truth is THE truth. Why? Because I'm not a liar.

If you don't like my points of view, that's fine with me. You don't have to agree with me on anything, but, trying to "one up" me isn't going to work. You're just going to end up making yourself look stupid.

 

[Analingus]

A) I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, Mr. Miyagi.
B) My truth is THE truth. Why? Because I'm not a liar.

If you don't like my points of view, that's fine with me. You don't have to agree with me on anything, but, trying to "one up" me isn't going to work. You're just going to end up making yourself look stupid.

Like I said originally.

 

[Supafly]

Out of sheer curiosity, I just checked the Bunny Ranch Website:

Hell, make that dream cum true and spoil yourself! Afterwards, mail the bill to Obama to prove to him some of us are giving a little bit more to boost the adult part of the economy :1orglaugh

God, how I envy you :hatsoff:

 

[Cleave]

You guys talked me into it.

I'm going for it. There's two or three that I've found that I like. I'm going to email all of them and see if they are in town when I am, and see how they respond to my email.

As far as the bunny ranch....from some of the stuff I've seen on TV I'm not too impressed with the talent but looking at the website I may have to change my mind. I've seen call girls in Vegas that are just stunning, and you don't have to drive all the way to the ranch. But if I'm gonna spend that kind of money it's gonna be with a semi-famous porn star type. A once in a life time experience.

 

[DieselXXX]

Who are these pornstars You Might fuck ?

 

[CRASHnBURN]

If you have the cash then go for it, it is not everyday that you can brag about fucking a pornstar.

 

[NavyBlue]

Play poker and double your money. Then buy two escorts

^ This.

It's really up to you. I rather have sex with an escort girl than porn star,one that is young (18-22), sans boob job, and cute. Or I may win some money at the poker table, maybe getting the interest of a hottie, then spend the rest of the night with her.. for free!

 

[hiropro]

Absolutely.It is your duty to do it.It is also your duty to tell us all about it when you get back.Go and enjoy it.

 

[titsrock]

I really don't like gambling anymore. I would either go to the Bunny Ranch (in Sparks, NV, near Reno) or hire one of those pornstar chicks you wank too.

It's your life. What are you going to remember more? Wasting time sitting on your ass at some card table or having the best sex of your life (presumably) in Vegas and having the SHITTER or all Stories to go home and rub your buddies faces in?

 

[bodie54]

It's your life. What are you going to remember more? Wasting time sitting on your ass at some card table or having the best sex of your life (presumably)

Presumably being the key word. Sure it might be the best in terms of technique (although even that's a subjective opinion), but the fact is you're just another customer on the clock. That doesn't equate to the best for me. No way.

 

[Ravenholm]

Well from what the OP said, I'd choose the Playboy/Penthouse girl.

I mean there is just something about the thought of getting blown from a playmate that turns me on more than the thought of getting it done to me by a porn star. Nothing wrong with Porn stars mind you, but the playmate thing does it more for me.

 

[METAL HEAD]

Lucky basterd your crazy to pass that up thier goddam !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Alessandro]

Spend the evening with the pornstar. First fuck her, then go gambling with her, and put her in charge of your gambling money. And tell her is she loses, you ain't paying her.

+1 :thumbsup: Start a booking agency. Superb format!