Would you? If you had the money?

[Cleave]

Hey guys,

I'm going to Vegas in a couple of weeks. I go several times each year and I usually set aside 3 or 400 for the Spearmint Rhino, in addition to gambling money. I've occasionally let a hooker pick me up in the casino for a quickie HJ/BJ, but that's about it. As luck would have it, I have a couple extra grand to play with this trip. I never called an escort service. So I've been goofing around checking out some of the Las Vegas escort websites. Oh my Gawd!!! There's a bunch of porn stars and centerfold girls listed....Chicks I beat off to on a regular basis.

For two grand I can sit at the poker table for a helluva long, long, time, or I can get my brains fucked out by a pro, or I can fuck a Playboy/Penthouse model.

What would you do? Or is that a stupid question....

 

[Hypergalaxy]

I would go with the Porn Star.
I mean thats truly a once in a lifetime thing gambling is not

 

[GiannaIsMyGod]

Pornstar definite.

 

[young_guns]

haha, i agree with the person above

 

[Doc Scurlock]

This is a no brainer if you ask me.

 

[Firedamp]

Spend the evening with the pornstar. First fuck her, then go gambling with her, and put her in charge of your gambling money. And tell her is she loses, you ain't paying her.

 

[rawDaDy]

I would bank on the pornstar and save my money.. I don't gamble ...

 

[squallumz]

if you got the chance, do it. you only live once. ask how much extra to record the experience if they are open to it.

 

[chase horner]

I would first check the girls reviews on theeroticreview.com and i personally think that no lay is worth a grand i would rather research the local talent because you will probably have just as good a time for a fraction of the price.

 

[Legzman]

A couple extra grand? Go to the bunny ranch. I think its in Reno.

 

[Rinzo]

Fucking > Gambling. Always.

 

[Yankeefan21325]

Pornstar, don't have to ask twice

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Pornstar, naturally.

 

[Galactic]

I'm going to be different here. I am going to risk the wave, nay, the ocean, the onslaught, of insults and horrified What The Fuck Is Wrong With You! comments.......I would sit at the poker table.

I can see porn stars any time I want. Internet, movies, whatever. I honestly don't have the desire to have sex with any of them. I have my girl for that.

But how often would I have the chance to sit at a Las Vegas casino poker table, dressed to the nine, feeling like a high roller, pretending I was James Fucking Bond?

Not too often.

So go ahead, my minions of the porn underworld, and fire away at me with your insults and disbelief. Aim and shoot.

*bares chest to reveal clean shot at the heart*

 

[ChefChiTown]

I would just leave my money in the bank to avoid being a scumbag moron who wastes a bunch of money just to have sex with some random ass, dirty tramped-up bitch. But, that's just me.

 

[STDiva]

leave it to chef to talk shit and insult the OP.

 

[Yankeefan21325]

leave it to chef to talk shit and insult the OP.

Thats why you gotta love Chef. lol I'm actually going to Vegas soon myself. I plan on spending my money on gambling and beer.

 

[D-rock]

I would go with none of the above. Do the smart thing and keep your money. You still have the money for more important things, and you can even spend it later on something. There isn’t really too much to make me think pornstars have sex better than the rest of the women out there. It's an expensive couple of minutes anyway. It's your money and you can do what you want, but at least I warned you.

 

[Embryoyo]

I would go with none of the above. Do the smart thing and keep your money. You still have the money for more important things, and you can even spend it later on something. There isn’t really too much to make me think pornstars have sex better than the rest of the women out there. It's an expensive couple of minutes anyway.

I couldn't agree with you more :thumbsup:

 

[PartPlaya]

If i had the money i would do it for sure!