Would you bang Nixon?

[Ike Stain]

Not as like a gay thing, but just to say you had.
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[Ace Bandage]

Is the fact that he's been dead for almost eighteen years supposed to weigh in our decision? I think he's a little past his prime now...

 

[ralph furley]

now i've heard everything

 

[Smallville22]

No.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Provided you can bring him back to life that nose looks so tempting... oooh yeah.

 

[LukeEl]

Nah I am more of a Chester A Arthur or Woodrow Wilson man myself.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Is the fact that he's been dead for almost eighteen years supposed to weigh in our decision?

Definitely! It just doesn't get any hotter than that! :hit:

 

[CobraCom]

YES. And we'd invent a new sex position. I'm torn between trying "Bombing Cambodia" and "Ho Chi Minh Trail".

 

[Supafly]

Sorry, but you just made a thread that qualifies for the 'SPOT'

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[Ike Stain]

YES. And we'd invent a new sex position. I'm torn between trying "Bombing Cambodia" and "Ho Chi Minh Trail".

Why not have both? "Bombing Cambodia" could be some variant on Teabagging (possibly it has to be done in secret?) and the "Ho Chi Minh Trail" sounds like something involving your tongue.

 

[Deepcover]

Uh no and plus Nixon doesn't like sex. Haven't you seen the movie "Nixon" the scene where Pat wants to fuck her husband but instead tells her he's not Jack Kennedy. Meaning he's not a ladies man and then blames everything else on the war in Vietnam and the student protests? Come on now. ****'s old news.....

 

[Deepcover]

YES. And we'd invent a new sex position. I'm torn between trying "Bombing Cambodia" and "Ho Chi Minh Trail".

So I guess the Gulf of Tonkin would would refer to anal sex right?:dunno:

 

[Moonchild22]

I heard he had a tricky dick, or something...
Maybe some...head?...

 

[gunslingingbird]

Sorry, but you just made a thread that qualifies for the 'SPOT'

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Yeah, uh, the thread was started yesterday, so it actually doesn't qualify.

Mockery fail.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd let him take his teeth out and give me a gummer.

Seriously, you guys need to try it.