Would it be weird for me to get a fleshlight?

[Steven2285]

Do you think it would it be weird for a 19 year old guy to buy a fleshlight (because I can’t get any basically)? I’m not like a nerd or a creep or anything I’m just overweight and socially awkward. Have you used one, and If I do end up getting it, where could I hide it? Personally I think it’s a little weird, but it probably feels better than my hand and could give me some stamina. I mean if it feels better, than why not? It’s not like anybody else will know (hopefully). I’ve just been toying with the idea, I doubt I’ll actually do it but I’m just curious to see what you think. Thanks for your thoughts.

 

[lechepicha]

You Might wanna read this:
http://fleshlight.redlightblog.com/

and
http://www.fleshlightreviews.net/

and
http://www.thefleshlightsucks.com/

and
http://www.askmen.com/dating/product_guide/39_product_review.html

 

[hillhopper]

or
http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3500966&postcount=1

 

[skechers]

Or watch Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

"It feels like fucking a flashlight."

 

[CunningStunts]

I had one, didn't think it was that bad actually... would order another one if I was on a dry spell.

 

[cartman24]

I wouldn't fall for the hype, rubber will never feel like the real thing. Also, consider the embarrassment if someone ever found it and imagine how nasty it will get over time.

 

[mrtrebus]

I got one
http://wackyiraqi.com/wtf/yoda_fleshlight.jpg

 

[delasoul]

Well if you ever spend time in the military and find yourself in a desert or in the mountains of Afghanistan it wont feel half bad. A heck of a lot better than just your hands.

 

[STDiva]

If you can't work up the nerve to get a fleshlight, you'll never work up the nerve to talk to a woman. Just do it.

 

[mentalman]

I don't think it would be weird. I've considered getting one myself.

 

[BlueBalls]

No it wouldn't be weird. I'm sure millions of people have them, a fair few being your age.

What would be weird is if (and when) you purchase the thing, you decide to "flesh" your "light" to pictures of the Pope taped to your ceiling.

That would be weird.

 

[PamCarmen69]

http://forums.fleshlight.com/

 

[anomaly]

How about addressing your social skills?

 

[delasoul]

Oh man yeah bro work on the social skills. I was a nerdy skinny Asian dude at 19. BUT I had a mohawk and played in a punk band. Warped Tour helped a bit but dude if I could get laid back then you can too!

My approach was simple; I simply hit on every single girl I saw. Regardless if I felt I had a chance or not. Sometimes it worked out just for being ballsy enough to hook it up.

 

[biomech]

Just use your hand; it's a hell of alot cheaper, and that thing must get nasty after alot of use. :eek:

 

[iv6789]

Buy one if you want it. You're only 19, so don't worry about the social awkwardness. I suggest reading the book by the Pickup Artist. Had a buddy that read it and changed his whole outlook on talking to girls and picking them up. Actually worked too.

 

[Land0]

I got one
http://wackyiraqi.com/wtf/yoda_fleshlight.jpg

Hehehehehehehehehehe
Nice One.

 

[24788]

Do what you want. If it's awkward for you then don't do it.

 

[Land0]

Is Better Use Your Hand.
Or Much Better "Load Up Your Balls" and Talk With a Girl, Doesn't Matter Your "Overweight".

 

[Land0]

Is Better Use Your Hand.
Or Much Better "Load Up Your Balls" and Talk With a Girl, Doesn't Matter Your "Overweight".