Worst of Bond

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There are lots of "best of Bond" polls out there. Now, how about a "worst of bond" list?

1) Worst movie
2) Worst Bond (actor)
3) Worst villain
4) Worst henchman/-men/-woman
5) Worst car
6) Worst gadget
7) Worst Bond babe


1) License to ****... don't like the story... But Talisa Soto is not bad...
2) Actually, I don't like Roger More. He's to corny to be an agent with a License to ****
3) Hugo Drax in Moonraker. Mostly because I don't like Michael Lonsdale
4) Mr Wint and Mr Kidd in Diamonds are forever
5) The dinky M3 in Golden Eye is not very Bond... Bond should drive an Aston. Period!
6) Perhaps the avalanche-escape jacket in The world is not enough
7) Sophie Marceau in The world is not enough. If it has to be the girl he ends up with, Tanya Roberts in A view to a ****. She' sooo squeeky!


If you find it interesting, fill up with your "Worst off"

 

[minidog]

1 name Sean Connery useless cant act and corny!!!!

 

[tunsty]

1) Worst movie
2) Worst Bond (actor)
3) Worst villain
4) Worst henchman/-men/-woman
5) Worst car
6) Worst gadget
7) Worst Bond babe




1) Never Say Never Again - Oh why didn't Connery say 'Never' when asked to do this.

2) Timothy Dalton - Too Serious...and bordering on wooden.

3) Apart from Jaws and Max Zorin (Christopher Walken) I'd dump just about any of them.

4) I don't know his name, but the short fat balding guy who was the other henchman in 'The Spy Who Loved me'.Bond nudged him off a rooftop...his career went down since then.

5) The Red Lotus from 'For Your Eyes Only' - I mean, what's the point of a car, who's only 'gadget' is the ability to self destruct?

6) The Briefcase from 'From Russia With Love' - Hmm nice little concealed dagger and...GASP!...Gold sovereigns!... imagine the harm you could do with those!

7) Stacey Sutton (Tanya Roberts - Did absolutely fuck all...except the damsel in distress routine. I'd still give her one though.


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8) Worst Bond Theme - 'Die Another Day (Madonna)

9) Worst villain death - I thought that Stomberg's death in 'The Spy Who Loved Me' was a bit lame.

10) Worst villain's lair - Blofeld's oilrig in 'Diamonds are forever'...Oilrig! - WTF?

 

[BNF]

1) Worst movie
2) Worst Bond (actor)
3) Worst villain
4) Worst henchman/-men/-woman
5) Worst car
6) Worst gadget
7) Worst Bond babe

1) Casino Royale or Tomorrow Never Dies
2) Lazenby, with Craig in close 2nd
3) Elliot Carver/Jonathan Pryce in Tomorrow Never Dies
4) The Thunderball soldiers
5) Z3
6) ?
7) Teri Hatcher

 

[HeartBroker]

1 name Sean Connery useless cant act and corny!!!!

Connery rocks, even though I picked him in my dead pool!