Worst lyrics ever thread

[Death_blooms08]

Song I've always hated was Korn - Y'all want a single




Y'all want a single say fuck that
Fuck that, fuck that
Y'all want a single say fuck that
Fuck that, fuck that
Y'all want a single say fuck that
Fuck that, fuck that
Y'all want a single say fuck that
Boom Boom Boom Boom

What's going on today?
We gotta break away
We've got a problem and
I think it's going to make us go down

They think we're all the same
And always we're to blame
Bullshit I think is lame
It's time to stop the game
I think it's time to pay for everything you made me say

Y'all want a single say fuck that (Fuck that)
Fuck that, fuck that (Fuck that) (x4)

What's going on today?
Why must it be this way?
We're going nowhere and
We're still knocking the need to bow down

They think we're all the same
And always we're to blame
Bullshit I think is lame
It's time to stop the game
I think it's time to pay for everything you make me say

Y'all want a single say fuck that (Fuck that)
Fuck that, fuck that (Fuck that) (x4)

We are the ones breaking you down
We are the hole to drown all your sounds
All across the world you've fake what you found
All across the world you're breaking you down

Y'all want a single say fuck that
Fuck that, fuck that shit! (x4)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Y'all want a single say fuck that
Fuck that, fuck that (x2)

Y'all want a single say fuck that (Fuck that)
Fuck that, fuck that (Fuck that) (x4)

 

[Icola]

Nothin compares to Kevin Federlines-Papazao

 

[RogueWolf]

Few songs compare to the stupidity of MacArthur Park...


Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!


There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why


MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!

 

[Incentive]

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Dono who sings it but cant stand it

 

[RogueWolf]

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Dono who sings it but cant stand it

Oh man...that's one of those songs when I hear it...it gets stuck in my head for DAYS!!! Which it probably will be now!!! LOL!

 

[mr_goldfinger]

Las Ketchup - Aserejé

Mira lo que se avecina a la vuelta de la esquina
Viene Diego rumbeando
Con la luna en las pupilas
Y su traje agua marina
Van restos de contrabando
Y donde mas no cabe un alma
Alli mete a darse caña
Poseído por el ritmo ragatanga
Y el DJ que lo conoce **** el himno de las 12
Para Diego la canción más deseada
Y la baila!
Y la goza!
Y la cantaaaaaaaa!

aserejé ja de je
de jebe tu de jebere
seibiunouva majavi
an de bugui an de güididípi
(repeat 3x)

No es cosa de brujería
Que lo encuentre to los días
Por donde voy caminando
Diego tiene chulería y ese punto de alegría
Raftafari afrogitano
Y donde mas no cabe un alma
Alli se mete a darse caña
Poseído por el ritmo ragatanga
Y el DJ que lo conoce **** el himno de las 12
Para Diego la canción más deseada
Y la baila!
Y la goza!
Y la cantaaaaaaaa!

aserejé ja de je
de jebe tu de jebere
seibiunouva majavi
an de bugui an de güididípi
(repeat 6x)

But the winner is stek1983 ! crazy frog is the worst!

 

[p_lo]

Nickelback's "someday" I just can't stand that song!

Any song of theirs for that matter!

 

[4G63]

Come on... you know you want to... for me please ? :1orglaugh

Oh alright, but only for you Spiceworld

Wannabe
Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigzag ha.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want I wanna,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

What do you think about that, now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love, are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try,
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want I wanna,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me ha ha you'll see
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

If you wanna be my lover you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta Make it last forever slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and zigazig-ah.
If you wanna be my lover.
​

 

[member2686]

Someone please shoot me. lol :ban:

Where's Dick Cheney when you need him?!?!:1orglaugh :rofl:

 

[Ax3C]

I'll go one better (or worse, as the case may be!) than The Spice Girls, 4G.

Are y'all ready for this?

HANSON

MMMBop


You have so many relationships in this life,
But only one or two will last.
You go through all the pain and strife,
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast.

Oh yeah. They're gone so fast.

Oh, so hold on to the ones who really care,
In the end they'll be the only ones there.
When you get old and start losing your hair,
Can you tell me who will still care?
Can you tell me who will still care? Oh care.

Chorus:

MMMBop, ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do. Oh yeah,
MMMBop ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do

Oh yeah, in an MMMBop they're gone. Yeah.

Plant a seed, plant a flower,
Plant a rose, you can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows.
It's a secret no one knows.
It's a secret no one knows.
Oh, no one knows.​

I become violently ill when I hear this ... "song".

 

[mr_goldfinger]

thx asianchick to remember that shit

 

[member2686]

Word to your mother! Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet.

Gotta be "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice!!! :ban:

(Vanilla Ice, Earthquake, M. Smooth)
Yo,Vanilla,kick it one time Boy

Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo; I don't know
Turn off the lights and i'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burnin’ ‘em if you aint quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're full of “Eight Ball”
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice

Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold

 

[om3ga]

After all these years successfully dumping Hanson in the deepest corner of my mind (along with Shakin Stevens and Sigue-Sigue Sputnik).........:weeping:

God, MMMBop - :throwup:

Craig McLachlan - Mona
========================

Hey Mona

Ooh Mona

Hey Mona

Ooh Mona


Tell you Mona what I wanna do

Ill build a house next door to you

Can I see you sometime

We can go kissing through the blind

When you come out on the front

Listen to my heart go bumpity bump

I need you baby and thats no lie

Without your love Id surely die


Hey Mona

Ooh Mona (ooh-ooh)

Hey Mona

Ooh Mona (ooh-ooh)

Hey Mona

Ooh Mona (ooh-ooh)

I said hey Mona

Ooh Mona (ooh-ooh)


Tell you Mona what I wanna do (tell you Mona what I wanna do)

Ill build a house next door to you (Ill build a house next to you)

Can I see you sometime (can I see you sometime)

We can go kissing through the blind

When you come out on the front (ooh-ooh)

Listen to my heart go bumpity bump

I need you baby and thats no lie (ooh-ooh)

Without your love Id surely die


Hey Mona (ooh-ooh)

Ooh Mona (ooh-ooh)

Hey Mona (ooh-ooh)

Ooh Mona (ooh-ooh)

I said hey Mona (ooh-ooh)

Ooh Mona (ooh-ooh)

Hey Mona (ooh-ooh)

Ooh Mona (ooh-ooh)

I said hey Mona (ooh-ooh)

Ooh Mona (ooh-ooh)

I said hey, hey Mona

 

[hedgehog]

I'll go one better (or worse, as the case may be!) than The Spice Girls, 4G.

Are y'all ready for this?

HANSON

MMMBop....

I become violently ill when I hear this ... "song".​

You know what really makes me cry about that song... The fact that Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead was the one who got them there break... Damn you Bobby.

http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a01_005.jpg​

 

[Ax3C]

Aw, hell NO!!! ... I got y'all ALL beat now. :rofl:

Check it:

COLOR ME BADD

I Wanna Sex You Up

C’mon baby where you going
Cos ya know I want it...
I don’t wanna sex ya to get ya
Because I want it
Cutie just slip into your negligee
And let l’ll shawn make love to ya all day
Cos the first time I saw ya
I wanted to kick it to ya
Your body is slammin’
So honey can I do ya
Cos you and I both know tricks are for kids
So get the don perignon outta the fridge
I wanna do the first thing that comes to mind
Cos on a scale of one to ten
No question your a dime
I’m attracted to ya cos you give me love
And sweetheart, color me badd
Is gonna sex you up

Hey, beautiful lady, I need you tonight
Lovely, lovely lady
I wanna make you feel all right, yeah
I can’t deny, baby
I wanna love you down
You are so fine, baby
All I wanna do is

Chorus

(I wanna sex you up)
I want to sex you up
All night (girl you make me feel good)
I want to (let me rub you down) sex you up.

Say do you feel lonely girl
Let me turn down the lights
So I can hold you in the darkness
Ooh baby, let’s make love tonight
Yeah, dig, you feel so right baby
When I love you down
Please be my wife, sugar
Cause all I wanna do is

Chorus

Girl you just make me feel so good
I just wanna... I just wanna
Just lay back, and enjoy the ride
All I wanna do is

Chorus

Make sweet lovin’ all night long
Feels so right it can’t be wrong
Don’t be shy girl come to me
Open up your heart and I’ll set you free
I want to touch you all the right places, baby
I want to make love you
All night...

​

And if ^THAT^ don't do it, this one will:

GERARDO

Rico Suave

Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado
Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado
Un joven responsible y siempre bien vestido
Yo no se quien ha mentido

I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi

No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno
Si me enterno, you me enfermo
Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura
No me vengan con ternuras

So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo

There's not a woman that can handle
A man like me
That's why I juggle two or three
I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
You pop the question that's it
Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres
Y la situaci?all?no muere
No es un delito calmo mi apetito
Con un llanto o un grito

So again don't let my lyrics mislead you
I don't love you but I need you
Would you rather have me lie
Take a piece of your pie and say bye
Or be honest and rub your thighs

Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
I never said I was a prompt date
But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
Huh, they're going to love my appearance

Ding dong el timbre suena
Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena
Le digo ¡Hola! Pero no para bola
Que se ha creido vieja chola

Go and serve the food mom
Que tengo ambre
If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre
Y usted señor? Why's your chin on the floor?
Sierra la boca por favor

What's this amor, these little huevos?
Esto s?que yo no pruebo

I'm used to good ol' fashioned
Homestyle Spanish cooking
If i try that I'll be puking
Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go
Regresaremos temprano
Cinco, seis, o siete de la mañana
Su hija esta en buenas manos
​

How ya like me now?! ... HUH! Shimon!!


LMGDFAO

@ hedgehog:

Are you kidding me??? I never knew that ... and I'm a HUGE deadhead!! Oh, man ... ... that's just ... SAD.

 

[member2686]

Oh no...this one's worse, Axxx!!! :eek: :1orglaugh :ban:

Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy
Girl
I can't understand it why you want to hurt me
After all the things I've done for you.
I buy you champagne and roses and diamonds on your finger -
Diamonds on your finger -
Still you hang out all night
what am I to do?

My girl wants to party all the time

Party all the time
party all the time.
My girl wants to party all the time
party all the time.

She parties all the time - party all the time

She likes to party all the time - party all the time

party all the time - she likes to party all the time

party all the time.

Girl
I've seen you in clubs just hanging out and dancing.
You give your number to every man you see.
You never come home at night because you're out romancing.
I wish you bring some of your love home to me.

But my girl wants to party all the time
. . .
My girl wants to party all the time
. . .

Party
party
party she likes to party all the time.
She likes to party all the time -
She lets her hair down
she lets her body down:
She lets her body
she lets her body down.
Party all the time - do you wanna get any party
yeah.
Party all the time - party all the time.​

 

[om3ga]

Aw, hell NO!!! ... I got y'all ALL beat now. :rofl:

Check it:

COLOR ME BADD

I Wanna Sex You Up

C’mon baby where you going
Cos ya know I want it...
I don’t wanna sex ya to get ya
Because I want it
Cutie just slip into your negligee
And let l’ll shawn make love to ya all day
Cos the first time I saw ya
I wanted to kick it to ya
Your body is slammin’
So honey can I do ya
Cos you and I both know tricks are for kids
So get the don perignon outta the fridge
I wanna do the first thing that comes to mind
Cos on a scale of one to ten
No question your a dime
I’m attracted to ya cos you give me love
And sweetheart, color me badd
Is gonna sex you up

Hey, beautiful lady, I need you tonight
Lovely, lovely lady
I wanna make you feel all right, yeah
I can’t deny, baby
I wanna love you down
You are so fine, baby
All I wanna do is

Chorus

(I wanna sex you up)
I want to sex you up
All night (girl you make me feel good)
I want to (let me rub you down) sex you up.

Say do you feel lonely girl
Let me turn down the lights
So I can hold you in the darkness
Ooh baby, let’s make love tonight
Yeah, dig, you feel so right baby
When I love you down
Please be my wife, sugar
Cause all I wanna do is

Chorus

Girl you just make me feel so good
I just wanna... I just wanna
Just lay back, and enjoy the ride
All I wanna do is

Chorus

Make sweet lovin’ all night long
Feels so right it can’t be wrong
Don’t be shy girl come to me
Open up your heart and I’ll set you free
I want to touch you all the right places, baby
I want to make love you
All night...

​

How ya like me now?! ... HUH! Shimon!!


LMGDFAO

:eek:

OMG!!!
Colour Me Badd (I still got the 12" vinyl somewhere)!!!

I remember when "I Wanna Sex You Up" was first released - so many women thought they were cool black dudes. I still laugh when I recall their first appearance on "Top Of The Pops" over here.....:rofl:

 

[om3ga]

Artist: Sigue Sigue Sputnik (They were nicknamed "Sick Sick")
Song: Love Missile F1-11 (Extended Version)

US bombs cruisin' overhead
There goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up....
Shoot it up....

Blaster bomb bomb bomb ahead
Multi millions still unfed
Amondo teeno givin' head
Shoot it up....
Shoot it up....

Hold me shake me, I'm all shook up
Psycho maniac interblend, shoot it up
Now shoot it up

Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up....

Teenage crime now fashion's dead
Shoot it up
There goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up

God, I still hate this song.......

 

[4G63]

Beat this.

Right Said Fred
"I’m Too Sexy"

I’m too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me

I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing

I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I’m too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

‘Cos I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me

And I’m too sexy for this song​

 

[Jason1]

LL Cool J -Shut 'Em Down

I can shut a ***** down so quick my sounds so sick
My talents spread around while I'm holdin my dick
My dingling shit flip emaculate
Evolutionary flows y'all want more dough
Make wit the best get the best all the rest hit 'em less
Rip a ***** from the East to the West
Just a lyrical maze lyrical days
God works in mysterious ways
I'm the warlord of war relieve the raw dog
Niggas ain't even comin close to my low score
Niggas fleein when I'm rippin on the hard core beat
That's slammin through your jeep like a 44 Mack to your back
***** L never got rip by a track
I don't fuck around, always come back
For the lyrical miracle day one platinum plaque right off the back
Looked at every ***** wit the mic on my arm
A time-bomb blowin up ring the alarm
Cool double O flow well to the LL
I'm leave the world looking hard as hell

[chorus 8x]
I shut 'em down
(Get Off Me!!, You Can't Hold Me!!)

To the next plateau niggas bet my flow
Betta bet I role wit more control
Gotta bring the heat that eliminate who can't compete
Spit razors to rip the beat
Relentless endless friendless when it comes to the lyrical mack
Now off my back stack 'em drag 'em now feds waggin
Hear you fassen place on the blood of my veins without passion
Mashin take a little time to think the rhyme out
How to find out
Bump and grind out
Pump the lines out
I'ma show what the microphone is all about without doubt
C to the double O bounce in the bubble eye limo
No I ain't checkin for you bull shit demo
Everytime you hear me in a battle I'm lethal
***** too sweet 'n low you aint equal

I shut 'em down [16x]
[after the 8th time] Get Off Me!!, You Can't Hold Me!!


I can take you to the level if I let my phantom
***** bout to rule the world wit one anthem
Kidnapped rap for a handsome ransom
Smoke a little Branson on the side of the mansion
Keep it thugged out even when a ***** dancing
Branson make that trans and keep it dancing
I'ma murder every ***** in the game
Can't stand the rain
Fuck a maintain
Gotta leave the world in flames
***** wanna live life stay out of my lanes
Tryin to read my name
Here's a murderous combo wit you on your pain
Sideways stimulator bringin the flames
Niggas wanna feel me spit the whole clips
Sing along it will split your lip
45 wit an name on the grip
Niggas said you wanna batlle
***** now talk shit

[chorus]


^that makes me weep for humanity


And here's the coup de grace:

Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Be De)

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window and a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around cause he aint got
Nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I'm blue (if I was green I would die)

I thought I finally banished this beast but when I saw this thread I knew it would come back to haunt me!