Worst Hollywood Remake
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Maybe instead of remaking all of the great/popular movies, they should take all of the older movies that suck and let Mystery Science Theater 3000 take a whack at them.
GregCentauro
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Three Men and a Baby
I like the original Stepford Wives, but the remake was just the usual Hollywood shite coming out of a buffalo's asshole.
As far as 1998's Godzilla goes, it doesn't work as a Godzilla movie. At all. If it was renamed and marketed as a remake of "The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms", then the film certainly would have fared better. But as Godzilla? No.
I'm soft on Burton's "Planet of the Apes" remake. Yeah, it was pretty fucking horrible. But Estella Warren is in it. And she's pretty good at giving me a hard on. :o
As far as 1998's Godzilla goes, it doesn't work as a Godzilla movie. At all. If it was renamed and marketed as a remake of "The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms", then the film certainly would have fared better. But as Godzilla? No.
I'm soft on Burton's "Planet of the Apes" remake. Yeah, it was pretty fucking horrible. But Estella Warren is in it. And she's pretty good at giving me a hard on. :o
Get Carter. Soooooooooooooo wrong.
Too Wong Foo Julie Neumar or what ever the remake was called. Original was Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Willy Wonka does deserve a special place though. My kids saw them both at roughly the same age. They didn't see one as an adult and another as a child and have nostalgic pangs. Usually for kids the modern CGI stuff wins out over the old "special effects." Not so with Willy Wonka. It really fucking sucks.
Although it isn't really a remake, a commemorative turd should be polished for the abortion that was, "The Wiz."
Too Wong Foo Julie Neumar or what ever the remake was called. Original was Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Willy Wonka does deserve a special place though. My kids saw them both at roughly the same age. They didn't see one as an adult and another as a child and have nostalgic pangs. Usually for kids the modern CGI stuff wins out over the old "special effects." Not so with Willy Wonka. It really fucking sucks.
Although it isn't really a remake, a commemorative turd should be polished for the abortion that was, "The Wiz."
Sorry,it is true,and they have already started filming if I'm not mistaken.
Of the one's on the list,I'd have to say Rollerball.I never even saw the original to compare the two,but does that really even matter?It was just sooooo fucking horrible that I can't even believe that I made it through the whole thing.
This:nanner:
I agree :throwup:
