WORST Female Pornstar Name

[MyspacePornstar]

I like her activity as a member here but Sparky Shortz I'm calling you out. Same with you, Vicky Vette. :nanner::banana:

lol, Sparky. Thats definately one ofe those pet/street name creations. Mine would have been Sparky Wood.....seriously.

 

[mrtrebus]

Miss Female Pornstar Number1
:dunno:

 

[britlover]

Toxicsnatch and Dirty Pancake are the craziest. :1orglaugh

Holy Christ have mercy: "Toxic Snatch" and honestly "Dirty Pancake"? What pig-ignorant and totally ghetto-ass names. I'm sure they're parents are most certainly proud.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Carl Maulden

 

[helgasboy]

1. Oliver clothesoff

 

[tulowitski]

There is a model at Danni Ashe's site and her name is "Tall Goddess".

Imagine being the dircetor, "Ok Tall, we want you to from reverse cowgirl to on your knees for the money shot."

thats pretty bad haha

 

[johnjansen]

Any and every pornstar with Ms./Miss/or Mz. in front of their name. That's really damn near half of the black female pornstar. Not only is it unoriginal, it's just fucking played out. Also, any chick with a 'dirty' direct play on a celebrity's name (*i.e. Jennifer Slutson or Lindsey Hohan).




C'mon man. Stop that shit.

Missy, that's even worse.

 

[collector]

Sexy Pattycake
She´s sweet but how can you think of naming yourself Sexy Pattycake?

 

[karma6]

Shy Luv

 

[316sherm]

Aletta Ocean
:wtf:

 

[hk727]

Arantxa Sanchez Vicario

 

[Moonchild22]

Rachel Rotten.
I'm sorry. I mean, she's a beautiful woman, but 'rotten' is not an enticing or attractive word to associate with pussy.

 

[Moonchild22]

Also, is it just me, or are there like a hundred pornstars with 'James' in their name? To any newcomers, I think it's time to stay away from that name when you're choosing your stage name.

 

[zell]

Also, is it just me, or are there like a hundred pornstars with 'James' in their name? To any newcomers, I think it's time to stay away from that name when you're choosing your stage name.

Yup,and what about all the "Lynn's" out there?

I think one of the worst names I've heard is Dike.

 

[knowone]

Yup,and what about all the "Lynn's" out there?

I think one of the worst names I've heard is Dike.

Most of the Lynn's and Ann's are their real middle names.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

A Blu

 

[vodkazvictim]

Chlamydea Allstar
OK, I made that one up, but how about Justa Dream?

 

[LukeEl]

Lady Armani, Boo D Licous, and Cricket.

 

[Moonchild22]

Yup,and what about all the "Lynn's" out there?

I think one of the worst names I've heard is Dike.

Most of the Lynn's and Ann's are their real middle names.

True, but I would think they would want to stand out more. Being just another ____ Lynn, or ____ Ann, isn't going to help.


On the opposite side, here's one of my favorite names: Allysin Chaines
As an Alice in Chains fan I love it!

 

[Moonchild22]

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