Worlds heaviest man set to marry

[gtz101]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7648634.stm

Scary as it may look (although not really his fault), he is so lucky to be marrying such a beautiful woman like her

 

[YMIHERE]

She better stay on top during sex!!

 

[Torre82]

::click::

YES! For once it's not some guy from Texas or Kentucky when I see a 'large' dude!

Cue congratulations: Good for him!

Wait.. why dont I have a GF?!? DAMN YOU ROUNDY!

She better stay on top during sex!!

NASA has just invented the first ALL-TITANIUM BEDFRAME! Let's see how initial stress tests go.. err.. better yet, you watch. I dont know if I want to.

 

[AFA]

I saw this guy on TV in an hour long story. Pretty horrible at over 1200 pounds.

 

[BlueBalls]

Good for him. :hatsoff:



You see even fat guys can be unhappy

 

[ChefChiTown]

What the...

Even this fat bastard can get a chick to love him, but I'm stuck here with my limp weiner in my cold, cold hand? What the...

WHAT...
THE...

 

[AFA]

I wouldn't be too envious. They actually did surgery to remove this growth off his leg at 125 pounds. Really horrible, like a whale out of water. He was quite pleasant I have to say, so I can see why he's well liked. A news crew showed up with a Doctor who wanted to get him to stick with her diet as a publilcity thing. Somewhere she did help him lose 250 pounds, but the next weighing showed no improvement.

 

[anomaly]

This is a kind message to all the guys here that say they can't get girl. This dude is fat as a motherf#@&*#@ and he is getting some.

 

[Facetious]

Life ins policy in play ?

 

[Legzman]

Yea, she's hot...but how will they consummate their marriage?

 

[gtz101]

thats a diffuclt one

 

[lovejoy]

50% of Mexican are over-weight and this guy is pathethic, weighs in 1,200 lbs and lost 500.

He can't even walk a step with a 700 lb body ! All his whole life is sleeping in bed and eat !

Ignorance only breeds more idiots !!

 

[Doc Scurlock]

This is a kind message to all the guys here that say they can't get girl. This dude is fat as a motherf#@&*#@ and he is getting some.

To be fair he's probably getting a handjob at the most. With that massive gut I think a chick would be risking suffocation if she tried to blow him and well sex is just out of the question unless this guy's got a foot long dong.

 

[The Joker]

How did he and his girlfriend meet?

Mother of Godzilla: "Let me introduce you to my son, sweetheart. He lives in this bedroom."

Chubby Chaser: "Oh, you're hot!"

Hefty-Man: "I know."

 

[AFA]

Life ins policy in play ?

I doubt that, he'd never be able to afford it. It can be expensive even if you're in good heath.

How did he and his girlfriend meet?

Mother of Godzilla: "Let me introduce you to my son, sweetheart. He lives in this bedroom."

Chubby Chaser: "Oh, you're hot!"

Hefty-Man: "I know."

His room is a lower window storefront on a busy street. If I remember from the TV episode, she used to walk down the sidewalk and met him that way.

 

[SacramentLoG]

What the...

Even this fat bastard can get a chick to love him, but I'm stuck here with my limp weiner in my cold, cold hand? What the...

WHAT...
THE...

I feel the same way man...

 

[bigbadbrody]

i guess there is a bit of hope for me then

 

[senob44]

Damn, it was supposed to be a surprise that Becks and I were finally tying the knot!

 

[AnonIlluzion]

MMMMMMMM Look at the size of his huge tits... fapfapfap... Oh shi..

Ehehe.