Hero:
Ronaldo - For proving that having a pie addiction is no obstacle to scoring goals.
Villain:
Graham Poll - goes without saying really...
Hero
The Brazilian player 'Fred'.
For no other reason than having the name 'Fred'...I can't wait for a Brazilian player called Johnio Smithaldo to appear.
Villain:
Thierry Henry and those other players who think play acting is part of the beautiful game...shame on you all.
Hero:
Wayne Rooney - For showing a bit of passion when playing for his country...something sadly lacking by some others.
Villain:
Sepp Blatter - For criticizing England for their negative play - considering his country of birth is Switzerland, I think he has a fucking cheek.
Hero: The Tv cameramen, who at every opportunity, show us some hot babes in the crowd.
Villain: Dumb ass fans who wave at the giant stadium screens...YOU DON'T WAVE AT THE SCREENS, YOU MORONS...IT'S THE TV CAMERAS!!
Hero: The German people, who have had to put up with some badly behaved and moronic England fans.
Villain: Tv commentators, especially Clive Tyldesley and co-commentator David Pleat.
Both should be hung from the nearest lamppost by their bollocks.
Ronaldo - For proving that having a pie addiction is no obstacle to scoring goals.
Villain:
Graham Poll - goes without saying really...
Hero
The Brazilian player 'Fred'.
For no other reason than having the name 'Fred'...I can't wait for a Brazilian player called Johnio Smithaldo to appear.
Villain:
Thierry Henry and those other players who think play acting is part of the beautiful game...shame on you all.
Hero:
Wayne Rooney - For showing a bit of passion when playing for his country...something sadly lacking by some others.
Villain:
Sepp Blatter - For criticizing England for their negative play - considering his country of birth is Switzerland, I think he has a fucking cheek.
Hero: The Tv cameramen, who at every opportunity, show us some hot babes in the crowd.
Villain: Dumb ass fans who wave at the giant stadium screens...YOU DON'T WAVE AT THE SCREENS, YOU MORONS...IT'S THE TV CAMERAS!!
Hero: The German people, who have had to put up with some badly behaved and moronic England fans.
Villain: Tv commentators, especially Clive Tyldesley and co-commentator David Pleat.
Both should be hung from the nearest lamppost by their bollocks.