Ace Bandage
The one and only.
DOA82, don't worry bro, I can defend myself against any hillbilly, homophobes, or people who don't use the proper "You're."
They have a cape over them. And plus, I'm not a complete perv! I just seize the opportunity when it comes, I don't seek it out.
If we're getting ticky-tack with grammar, you ended a sentence with a preposition. Also, you should have used a semicolon (or a comma and coordinating conjunction) to separate the two independent clauses in your last sentence. Just sayin'...