Which one is the best to have a relationship with?
I chose "your hand" for many reasons.
1. Your hand knows exactly what feels the best, and how to get you off quickest.
2. You don't have to worry about getting your hand pregnant or catching warts from it.
3. Your hand won't drag you to Twilight movies or ***** you to listen to Lady Gaga.
4. Your hand doesn't care if you watch porn or not. This makes hiding your porn stash a lot easier.
5. It's free.
Go ahead and vote fellow freeones members, but I think the choice is obvious.
I chose "your hand" for many reasons.
1. Your hand knows exactly what feels the best, and how to get you off quickest.
2. You don't have to worry about getting your hand pregnant or catching warts from it.
3. Your hand won't drag you to Twilight movies or ***** you to listen to Lady Gaga.
4. Your hand doesn't care if you watch porn or not. This makes hiding your porn stash a lot easier.
5. It's free.
Go ahead and vote fellow freeones members, but I think the choice is obvious.
